During an all-to-regular perusal of a tabloid (oh, hush, it amuses me and doesn’t hurt anyone), I started meditating on this particular match. I’d thought it was a rebound fling and she was clear about that – now I’m starting to worry she’ll actually marry him. The particular story claimed she was feeling urgency to do so before Brad and Angelina tie the knot, in order to prove something. (The “what” that would be proved was a trifle murky to me.)
You’d think, after having one marriage subjected to a remarkable level of scrutiny, she’d want to shy away from any move that even hints at impulsiveness or desperation. She also needs to learn that no matter what she does, Brangelina news will always trump Vaugniston news. Making any effort to compete on those terms will be useless, so she should just be used to living in that gossip shadow and not push or rush things with those concerns in mind.
No. Marrying someone right after the divorce is never a good idea, especially if you didn’t hook up with the person until you were getting divorced in the first place.
Even if you are left financially secure, a divorce is still an emotionally trying event. Jen strikes me as a fairly put-together woman, but she would be less than human if she were thinking rationally about men and relationships this soon after her cheating husband dumped her to be with the ho-bag mother of his daughter which was conceived behind Jen’s back.
If I were Jen’s invisible guardian angel, I’d will myself to stop watching her undress and take showers long enough to tell her to give it at least a year, preferably two, and that if Vince really loved her, he’d understand and wait. Then when she asked who the hell I was, I’d tell her that I was just a voice inside her head, and the best way to banish me would be to pleasure herself for the next few hours while moaning Linty, Linty using the handy-dandy little device in the top dresser drawer which she didn’t even remember buying.
Marry? Nah. They should do the live-in love thing. While still photos do not do him justice, there is something about Vince that seems quite loveable. He strikes me as a fun person to be with. And she makes me laugh every time I see a re-run of Friends. Neither of them are spotlight stars like Brangelina.
This is one of those gossip stories that makes me want to wish good things for Jennifer Aniston. Divorcing her husband and then watching all of the hype and well-wishes for his new family must be hard to deal with. Break ups are not easy for anyone.
Hollywood gossip is one of my guilty pleasures. The guilt part stems from the knowledge that shitty things happen to everyone and the shitty is multiplied when the general public is watching and judging it all. Who the hell wants to be measured against Angelina Jolie? If they do get married… all the best to them!
No charisma, not handsome, and from the looks of his personality on and off screen is not husband or father material. She would be better off marrying Steven Seagal.
