Who’s the black private dick thats a sex machine to all the chicks?

Talk about your mundane and pointless…

Yo damn right!

Who’s the cat that won’t cop out when dangers all about?


Can you dig it?

He’s a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman…

Could it be Shaft?

I always spelled it “wakkachikawakka.” As in:

“Any movie with wakkachikawakka in it is OK by me…” Tom Servo, MST3K.

If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.

They say that John Shaft is one bad motha’ fu—

Shut yo’ mouth!

I’m just talkin’ 'bout Shaft!

I can dig it!


Second coolest cat?

Huggie Bear!!!

I would’ve said Dolemite, but your right, Huggy had the hep threads.


Freddie’s dead!
That’s what I said.

But who can forget Petey Wheatstraw the Devil’s Son in Law?

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

Don’t MAKE me bring up “Sweet Sweetback’s Baadassss Song”.

(speaking of which, I reeeely wanna see this movie…supposed to be the origin of all blaxploitation films)

“The white private dick who gets all the chicks-
Pat Thomas”

Gotta love those yearbook messages.

JMcC, San Francisco, JJM’s page from the Bay
If I were a baseball player, and I got beaned by a fastball, I wouldn’t want medical attention. I’d want my limp, lifeless body flung to 1st, cause, dammit, I earned it!

(He wrote it!)

I can dig it. I think Beavis and Butthead also have it “wakachicka-wakachicka” in the close caption.

I seem to recall Frank Zappa had an album called “WakkaJawakka”.

In the relm of funk I think theres wide room for interpretation.