Sick and tired

Actually, Woody prefers to fuck his wife’s kids.

Which I suppose may be part of what makes everyone sick of him.

Woody’s sexual, shall we say cliches, have always been one of the things that made his movies annoying to me. When his private sex life came to squicky light, this made those bits in his movies even more annoying, verging on vomitous.

Well around here I’ve never heard of it as some kind of “hipster prize.” An anime nerd’s wet dream maybe, but a prize, no.

Since you use your location field to show us all how clever you are instead of indicate your location, I have no way of responding to that.

ETA: Sorry, I hadn’t noticed that my “Seattle” tag disappeared when membership became free.

Doesn’t it indicate the location Rochester?

No. It says “Barackchester.”

Who fucking cares where exactly I’m from (and it is Rochester by the way)? The point is, you are bitching about something that seems to only exist in your social circle.

Maybe hipster males date hipster females because a lot of Asian women in their 20s happen to be hipsters in Seattle? I have noticed that in this backwater burg you call upstate New York. But hipster males treating Asian women as some kind of status symbol? What assholes do that and why would you voluntarilly spend any time with them?

This style of eyeglasses.

Knowing it’s Rochester? Nobody cares. Not knowing it isn’t Tokyo? Relevant to the discussion.

RTFT.

Wow, the chain of WRONG presumptions you built that stunning bit of illogic out of is just too formidable for me to tackle. You’re welcome to your extremely impressively constructed fiction, but you have absolutely no beginning of an inkling what’s actually being discussed here. Again, RTFT and we’ll try again if you’d like.

Can somebody explain the whole “asian girlfriend thing” please.

Thank you.

OK?

Whiney film geeks with trendy piques.

My wife was trying to order some new glasses online and that style was pretty much the only one they had. You could get different colors, but one way or the other, you were getting those. She was very, very frustrated.

No. Not OK. Pretentious, ubiquitous, and suddenly everybody and their brother is wearing them. Why do people fall for marketing fads like this? To demonstrate their individuality?

OK, that was funny. Thanksyouowemeakeyboard.

Is that a whoosh? If not, hear my “OK?” in your head as Queen Latifah might say it.

It’s kind of hard to ask this without sounding like I’m intentionally trying to insult you but…you work in a video store. How much interaction do you actually have with this Lexus/yellow fever tax bracket?

Whooshed again. Queen La-who?

OK, I know who Queen Latifah is, but I still don’t know what “OK” means, even if I imagine her saying it…

It’s a film and literature cliche. Nice white boy has an asian girlfriend. She is like by his family. This demonstrates that he’s a multicultural sort of guy without hangups. The fact the asian girlfriend likes him gives him street cred and worthiness from a multicultural standpoint.

Later in the movie this racial street cred will become important. He will have the gravitas to feel bad and guilty when his bad white friends do something ugly with a racial motivation. He will talk to his girlfriend about and the guidance she gives him will help him find the strength to turn against his friends and do the right thing.

If it’s a comedy, than the racial cred enables him to pull off a joke or something that might be seen as racially insensitive except that his street cred makes it happy go lucky.

Lucy Liu started the whole thing by being incredibly hot in that TV show with anorexic lawyer chick.

Did you see her in Lucky Number Slevin?

Oh man. If I wasn’t married with two kids I would be so in to that.

Well, actually if I wasn’t married with two kids, balding, unattractive, middle-aged and suffering from diminished sex drive and totally beneath Lucy Liu’s notice I would be so into that.

We have two billionaires, that I know of, and two Oscar winners, a National Book Award winner, and a couple household names for customers. There are neighborhoods and neighborhoods.