ArgentSerpent
Sumo Hedgehog
Voodoo Monkey of Love
Black Ink Dragon
Snake Eyed Surprise
I like Fistful of Weasels, though.
Arley Yorty. This is a customer’s name. He is a cooky old man.
Scarlet Pillows. A line from “Mack the Knife.”
Phineas Gage. This contruction worker survived a metal spike through the head, only to live with many psychosi for the rest of his life.
Velveteen Rabbit. I don’t know. I like velveteen.
Actually, the lyric is “scarlet billows”. Your version, though, sounds like someone SanguineSpider would share a bed with. 
Black Winter Asp
Brocktoon
Mystical Tat
Felt Elvis Painting
AnimistDragon, from your webpage:
“Height: 5’8” - no high heels for me."
That is so wrong. My fiance is six feet tall and she still wears her heals. Tall woman + heels = hot model type. Flaunt it baby!
Anyway, since I’m here:
Boa Conflictor
weasel + duck tape
My halfling bard, now since passed away, would like to offfer up his name, Thunderbrain Rumbleguts.
Sadly, he has no use for it now, as he was killed after an “accidental” fall down an inn’s stairs. His kazoo, oddly enough, survived.
But not for long.
Who do I Email to change my SN?
Eleusis - Well, the only heels I like wearing are 4+". That put me at 6’0" or taller. And that just makes me feel strange - being taller than most people around me. In my social circle, I’m already the tallest female, and taller than 50% of the guys. With those heels, I WOULD be the tallest person. `Course, I do wear them when I gussy up.
Silver Serpentine’s still in the lead, as of now. . .
whimper
Can I just say I really love your current username? 
That’s cool. I’m just sayin’, is all.
I didn’t think you would feel strange about something like that, especially considering that you enjoy tatts and piercings.
I personally wouldn’t even think of 5’8" of as “tall” in the first place. As long as you aren’t afraid to wear them when you do get “gussied up”, it’s all good.
Cheers
Do I get half credit for Silver Serpentine ?
Uh, maybe you folks don’t know what duck tape looks like? Or why it’s like The Force? It has a dark side, it has a light side (silver, actually - see the OP), and it holds the universe together. If weasel plus duck tape doesn’t seem right, how about kiss my duck-taped asp?
I think it might be something more like the fact that they know it’s duct tape .
…and all my duct tape has a silver side and an off-white sticky side.
Let’s not think about the off-white sticky side of The Force, mm-kay?
[sub]sorry.[/sub]
Just doing my bit to help fight ignorance…
How is quoting yourself three minutes later fighting ignorance?
Duck Tape is a brand name of duct tape. So what? The tape holding the universe together your quote mentions is mostly going to be True Value brand duct tape, or whatever.
It wasn’t like Luke and Darth used Duck ™ Brand Force while everyone else was using storebrand.
How about,
Silver Slither
Tit for Tatt
Dragon on a pedestal
Dragon in a silver dress
Dragon Fantasy (or vise versa)
Sidewinder Godess
Snake to the Flame
Snakebreeder
Tattoo Python
Caveman Serpent
Drop-Jaw Gorge-us (spelled correctly?)
The real Smell-o-vision
Cagney and Snakey
Naked Dragon Slayer
Pierced through the heart
Drake N Snake
moi- Aww, thanks. I did’t think anyone liked it.
dutchboy208 - Indeed you do. And you can get the whole quarter if you tell me who to Email to change my User Name. Hehe.