Significance of an open air vagina.

[Atomicflea]

I think I can safely say I speak for all women when I say this sort of thing definitely does not happen on accident…

[History_Geek]

@NinetyWt

Thanks, sugah.

Now, is this the part where I signal you with the Gratuitous Hoo-Ha Flash of Gratitude?

Look! The Hoo-Ha Signal! To the Batpole!

[mswas]

@sailor

No, but every non-ignorant person would know the talker was someone quite ignorant of the meaning of the word “vagina”.

Actually the only person I think is ignorant is the one who is being pedantic about the use of the word vagina rather than just accepting the common use. The assumption that people using it that way don’t know that the interior is the actual vagina is not really a logical one. I know both usages and could use it both ways given context. So watching this conversation, there is only one person whose usage of vagina that seems silly and it’s not those arguing for the colloquial usage.

[mswas]

Sounds like she was just getting off on the exhibitionism. The guy is what makes the story creepy.

[Cat_Fight]

@mswas

Sounds like she was just getting off on the exhibitionism. The guy is what makes the story creepy.

Yeah, the follow up clarified a bit. Sounds like some form of cuckolding fantasy, or like the husband/partner wanted to start a fight to get her off.

[Morbo]

@Sapo

Apparently not. Google tells me she is some flavor of Miss Manners (about whom I just got educated in a different thread). Googling “not to put metal on pussies” gives some very interesting results about nu-metal, but nothing that could be seen as relevant, btw.

I can see the wisdom of it, of course. Especially for very Catholic moms warning about the sinful nature of IUDs.

It was a joke. 50’s etiquette guru talking about pussy. Not a very good joke, I guess.

[mswas]

Maybe she just wanted some DVDA.

[Anaamika]

@mswas

Maybe she just wanted some DVDA.

Orgazmo! I just saw this movie.

[Olentzero]

My vote goes to exhibitionism. Swingers with any amount of self-respect don’t do that kind of thing unless they’re in a venue run by and for swingers. (Which are very fun.) This is more of a private sex game for the arousal of the couple in question and the bemusement/embarrassment/mortification of the bystanders.

[Santo_Rugger]

@Mindfield

Well, I hadn’t actually thought about it, but since it’s out in the open…

It was out in the open? And I missed it?! :mad:

[Black_Sunshine]

The re-explanation of events (post #68) sounds like a David Lynch movie.

“I want”
throws penny
“to pay her”
throws penny
“for the show”
throws penny

Cue conversation about deer hunting.

[NinetyWt]

@Santo_Rugger

It was out in the open? And I missed it?! :mad:

You must be quick, grasshopper.

[Beware_of_Doug]

@mswas

Actually the only person I think is ignorant is the one who is being pedantic about the use of the word vagina rather than just accepting the common use.

Consider the Lincoln Tunnel. Google Image Searching it brings up 7 pictures of the entrances and 5 of the inside on page one.

But if I showed a New Yorker the entrance pictures they’d say immediately, “That’s the Lincoln Tunnel,” whereas they’d have a hard time identifying it from the inside pictures.

[LouisB]

I think the male companion would have gotten off on being “beaten up” but not really; there are people like that in this world.

And if the male companion were all “beaten up” she would then be defenseless and could be gang raped at leisure while her “beaten up” companion was forced to watch. There are people like that in this world.

Or they could have been trying to lure you guys up to a room filled with guys who like raping men while wearing sandpaper condoms. Who knows?

[Cervaise]

@Beware_of_Doug

Consider the Lincoln Tunnel. Google Image Searching it brings up 7 pictures of the entrances and 5 of the inside on page one.

Is there anybody holding a hot dog?

[kasuo]

@LouisB

Or they could have been trying to lure you guys up to a room filled with guys who like raping men while wearing sandpaper condoms. Who knows?

Sandpaper condoms? Damn, they must be the romantic type.

[bump]

Look up the cuckold/hotwife scene… I bet that’s what was going on after reading the bit about the husband and the beating up stuff.

[cherry]

I thought this was going to be about a yeast infection and airing the goods.

[Hostile_Dialect]

@Cation

Perhaps she didn’t want to risk upsetting our friends with her blatant genitals.

:rolleyes: Clearly.

And what if one of your male friends had been gay?

Really, I’m bi but I don’t find either type of genitalia aesthetically appealing, and would be disgusted by such a prolonged display by anyone of any gender. They call it “bumping uglies” for a reason, people.

@Olentzero

My vote goes to exhibitionism. Swingers with any amount of self-respect don’t do that kind of thing unless they’re in a venue run by and for swingers. (Which are very fun.) This is more of a private sex game for the arousal of the couple in question and the bemusement/embarrassment/mortification of the bystanders.

I know that being indignant only gets them off more, but if this is true, the fact that they’re just using innocent bystanders for their sexual gratification is disgusting. It’s akin to rubbing up against people on a bus.

[Cartooniverse]

@Beware_of_Doug

Consider the Lincoln Tunnel. Google Image Searching it brings up 7 pictures of the entrances and 5 of the inside on page one.

But if I showed a New Yorker the entrance pictures they’d say immediately, “That’s the Lincoln Tunnel,” whereas they’d have a hard time identifying it from the inside pictures.

They’d likely say, "Oh, that’s the vagina to New Jersey. "