the crematorium backs directly onto a KFC, and you’re sure that there’s no way they could fit a furnace back there… and there are three settings for the crematorium: Deep Fried, Crispy and Finger Lickin’.
his assistant has a humped back and is called “Igor”.
you’re a new widow and he asks you out.
the ashtray on his desk is very large and very full.
advertises a ‘two for the price of one’ deal.
he gives the local doctor a commission.
dresses granny’s corpse in neglegie for the viewing, but assures you that it’s “just for tonight” and he’ll have her dressed again for tomorrow’s burial.
Informs you that ancient tribes would eat the brains of the dead so as to gather all their knowledge and experience. Mentions ‘traditional’ option for catering at the wake with ‘rememberance’ paté.
Asks if there’s any particular body part that you’d like as a momento.