Silence! The Silence of the Lambs musical

Cafe Society
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http://www.silencethemusical.com/

Tracks:

Silence of the Lambs* - The Lambs

If I Could Smell Her Cunt - Dr. Lecter

Are You About a Size 14? - Buffalo Bill

Quid Pro Quo - Clarice and Dr. Lecter

It’s Me! - Dr. Lecter and the Police

Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket - Buffalo Bill and Catherine

We’re Goin’ In - The FBI, Buffalo Bill and Clarice

In the Dark with a Maniac - Clarice, Buffalo Bill and Catherine

Silence of the Lambs* (Reprise and Finale) - The Lambs, The FBI, Clarice and Dr. Lecter

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I just hope none of the musicians play off-key.

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I wasn’t aware that Sir Anthony Hopkins could carry a tune!:slight_smile: And wouldn’t it be hard to sing with that face mask thing on?

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I’m just hoping “If I Could Smell Her Cunt” gets nominated for a Tony…

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Wouldn’t this basically be a lot like Phantom of the Opera? Seriously - brilliant psycho, intense relationship to naive prodigy, murder and death and so forth. And the Phantom and Lecter both wear masks!

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Are you 100 percent sure this is not a hoax?

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I always thought Ted Levine would make a lovely baratone.

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Well, what do you mean by hoax? The songs are right there to download; some full tracks, and some samples. They aren’t claiming to be the cast of the movie, so no deception there.

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OK, this is absolutely brilliant. Off goes $10 for a CD.

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It’s not a hoax, per se, but it’s not a “real” musical. Reading the bio, it’s just a couple of guys who wanted to do something wacky with their degrees in music.

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What next? Terminator 3, The Musical?

Rise Above You. - The Machines

Naked In A Bubble. - T-X and T101

Woe, My Sodden Existence! - John Connor

Vet Going Places! - Kate

Is That A Gun In Your Pocket? - T-X, Police Officer

Bang Me (And My Car) - T-X, T101, John Connor, Kate

Just Me And My Delusions. - Dr.Silverman

Skynet, I’ll Get You. - John Connor, Kate

Put My Finger In You (Yeah, Baby). - T-X, The Machines, T101

Fly Away, My Children. - Robert Brewster

To Protect or Kill? - T101

We’ve Been Had (It Was Fated). - John Connor, Kate

Rise Above You (Reprise and Finale). - The Machines

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That’s what I meant.

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Holy shit, they made this into an actual musical:

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I just hope none of the musicians play off-key.

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Yeah, this show played Off-Broadway a few years ago, and I saw it twice! It was hilarious! As a huge fan of the movie, I loved all of the small jokes and nods to tiny insignificant parts of the film.

I actually have a souvenir button from this show pinned to my messanger bag.

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Huh?

Huh?

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This would be good at a dinner theater. You just know the Chianti would be sold out by the 2nd act.

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In the novel, Hannibal killed Benjamin Raspail (the head Clarice finds in the storage locker) because his flute-playing was off-key in an opera Lecter had seen. He then served his organs to members of the board of the Baltimore Philharmonic.

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Ah… thank you. I’ve been googling for days, and all that came up was this thread.

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Now maybe it’ll get a Viewers’ Choice Award.