Bart: “You know Bette Midler?”
Krusty: "Sure! We used to own a racehorse together: ‘Krudler!’ "
At least until we come to a consensus as to how to spell Percodan.
“We’re gonna spend two weeks in the happiest place on earth … TIA-JUANA!!”
Krusty, on being poor: There’s no silver lining here. I was a big cheese. A huge cheese! And now look at me! I got to ride the bus like a schnook. I got to live in an apartment like an idiot! I have to wait in line with a bunch of nobodies to buy groceries from a failure!
“My house is dirty, but me a new one!”
Krusty: “I’ve heard of a Wailing Wall, but this is ridiculous!”
Comic Book Guy: “Ugh! I’m so sick of that joke!”