The latest “Torture Family”, University edition…
It’s been a while since I created a “torture-family” in the Sims, a family that I try to make their lives as miserable as possible…
it was time for another torture family, so I created the following two Sims;
Bill Gate$ (my personal enemy); a skeletal-faced evil little troll with beady eyes, and the Sim of him is not too flattering either… I made sure he was smacked hard in the face with an ugly-stick, gave him a bad combover and a really tacky looking leisure suit
Fred Phelps, SDMB’s favorite punching bag (and he deserves it, for sure); this Sim’s a bloated faced severely ugly, balding man, just to add insult to injury, I put as much tacky, gaudy makeup on him as I could, he looks like an old, overweight drag queen, I put him in a kilt outfit as it was the closest approximation of a “dress” that I could find for male Sims
i let them loose in a cheapo single-level house with all the natty, cheap furnishings and only a double-bed to sleep on…
surprisingly, Phelps made all the moves on Gate$, and they became a happy, gay couple (hear that, Fred, you are what you hate now <evil grin>), in fact, they hit it off so well that I had to mess with them further…
using the InSimenator cheat object, I switched the “Gender Behavior” of Phelps to Female (the only reason I did this was to allow the possibility of pregnancy, the only things that the GB switch does is change the voice-pack (female) and allows the possibility of pregnancy) and sent them to bed, commanding them to WooHoo…
Phelps got preggers on the first try, so I switched his GB back to Male
watching Phelps constantly running to the toilet with morning sickness was vaguely disturbing, and oddly hilarious, but he seemed to adjust well to being pregnant, I couldn’t have that…
…so I called up “Death by Satellite”, Phelps got “Smited”, and Grimmy showed up to collect his ?soul? (does he even have one?), Gates begged for his life, and Grimmy agreed to resurrect phelps, for a cost… since Gate$ is a cheap bastard, he shortchanged Grimmy, and in retaliation, Grimmy raised up Phelps…as a Zombie…
now, since I have the Zombie Apocalypse hack in place, the first thing Phelps did was try to eat Gate$'s Braaaiiiinnnns!, they got into a fight, and Phelps lost…
for the next few nights, Phelps would shamble around the house, moaning in pain, his levels all in the red, occasionally shambling off to the toilet with another bout of morning sickness… yes, at this point, Phelps is a gay, pregnant zombie! he enters the second trimester and third all in the red, for some strange reason, while he’s pregnant, he seems to have no desire to eat brraaaiiinnnss…
he finally eventually delivers, Twins, no less, extremely UGLY twins, and as soon as he has delivered twin #2 , he shambles over to Gate$ again, intent on eating his braaaiiiinnnnsss!, they start fighting, and after an extremely short fight, Phelps successfully eats Gate$'s brrraaaaiiinnn…
so now, we have a pair of extremely ugly gay zombies raising their hideous demon-spawn kids, I fear for how messed up their kids could be, being raised by two Undead-American sims… sadly, their last fight, and the resultant zombification of Gate$ seems to have put both of them in a very bad mood, their honeymoon is over, and they’re really staring to hate each other now…
no insanity effects yet, but give it time, one of them should go insane at some point