Congratulations to the board’s foremost expert on…what was it again? Blowjobs? Anal sex? I forget…so many experts in so many fields.
Seriously, congratulations on the upcoming 800th post. I always enjoy reading your posts. I hope you feel better.
Not too sick to flirt, I note. 
Thanks DRY
Woke up,late again but so far the only thing bothering me today is the throat. Hopefully that clears up by tomorrow since I do have to work. 
And like the people who know me IRL say…
" You could be trapped in a wrecked car and would STILL flirt somehow if there was a hot cop/EMT."
Wow,800 posts. Seems like it was just yesterday I celebrated my 500th post party.
Back to the drunken fun!
Who wants to get in the Jello Pit with me and play?
Congrats on your 800, Hardygirl, and I have the perfect thing to help you with you sore throat, uh, nevermind, I always get into trouble irl when I flirt.
Anyway I hope you feel better soon.
[Mick Foley] Have a nice day. [/Mick Foley]
Been up to my neck in grad school work, and quite a frankly, a little stand-in-one-place-grinding-naked-Jello-Twister sounds really good right now.
Happy 800 or so!
I knew I should have had something to eat. Seems I passed out on the balcony. Nice of y’all to check on me.
Why are my pants undone?
** Verrain **
After all the support you’ve shown via the Pick Me Up thread, I owe you so…
plus you did bring me Jeff Hardy to me 500th post party
::wraps her arms around Verrain and rubs up against him,slowly leading him to the Jello Pit::
Hey, didn’t we do this at my last party? Oh well,practice makes perfect.
Rule one when tending to a victim that’s fainted, loosen all restrictive clothing. No need to thank me. 
Hardygrrl That’s sweet. I’m blushing over here from the kind words.
And the dancing is causing a rush of blood to, um, other places.
As for the Jello Pit, I feel strongly that some traditions must be maintained.
I wouldn’t call harem pants restrictive, Verrain… bloody science types…
What the hell? Jell-o hardens when it dries. Euw.
Peeks inside
I’ll spin the twister dial, if you need me…
::Once in the Jello Pit,“accidently” trips,knocking Verrain onto his back and landing on top of him::
Since we seem to have landed in the postion,might as well make the best of it.
I expect nothing less than the best of it from you, dear Hardy.
When you say something that sweet…
I have to show my gratitude. 
::Much rolling around in the Jello::
A day late and a dollar short. Looks like I missed the party, but come on , hardygrll, I’ll help you clean up!
Hope you feel better soon, sounds like a strep infection, in which case you might need some antibiotics.
(smells like baby-oil in here, sweetie! What have y’all been doing???)
Quasi