I knew this was gonna go over your head. . . .
:::sigh:::
I was only bringing to your attention the irony of your statement about the anal sex when you yourself post that your boyfriend won’t go down on you.
Me stink? I can’t keep my guy outa my crotch.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
meow…(nice flame BTW)
If you read the rest of that thread, you will discover I found out why:
apparently he went down on his last girlfriend, and got a mouthful of her last date…that would put me off oral snacking too.
I think Drainbead was plagued by a similar problem…guy who didnt go down I mean. It is not that uncommon, lots of guys have hang ups about kissing the pisser.
As for you and your guy…
sigh, I wish I had that problem.
I really do.
Really.
You can’t imagine how BADLY I wish I had that problem.
Damn.
You know I love ya Kel - really 
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
POPSICLES!! sob stop it!!
I miss that so bad it is nearly driving me mad!
Honestly though, if he doesnt get over this soon, I will have to go elsewhere…
How did you make out with your little boy?Will he have to have the operation?..that would scare the hell outta me.
*kisses,
Kelli *
Wow, this thread took an unexpected and strange turn!! lol!
This is a general post- not meant for anyone in particular
Diane raises an excellent point- (and she revealed my secret life as a sweetheart- now the word is out!) Sometimes you can get a lot of good info or advice from what someone else has experienced- there’s nothing wrong with that for Gods sake! Diane also didn’t ask for my advice or complain, she posted in a thread and mentioned that her son might need back surgery- I e-mailed her privately (which to me seems like the best way to do these things) and we discussed it from there. In private…
I don’t have a problem with Kelli’s posts because they are normally marked as exactly what they are- if it’s a pissed off flame about her ex, that’s what it says. If it’s a post about her mom, that’s also what it says. I personally have never interpreted her posts as whiny- just a lot of crap going on right now it sounds like. So basically, I guess my point is this:
If you aren’t interested, just save yourself the heartache it obviously causes you and don’t read it. Easy enough for everyone? I think so.
This is a message board, but it has a place called “Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share”. I think there is room for personal dillema as well as the fifth “Best Movie” threads. Read the ones you like, skip the ones you don’t and quit your friggin’ bichin’ already!
It was dark all around.
There was frost in the ground
When the tigers broke free-
Thanks Kel -
My “little boy” is actually 6’4" and almost 18 years old, but yeah, he is still my little boy.
The x-rays show that he has stopped growing (FINALLY) and that the curve has not progressed past the point that would require surgery. He’ll be doing a lot of exercises, but at least won’t go under the knife thank God.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
Yeah, what the hell are we doing…
Is this better?
You have a kid THAT old, wow, you are ancient!
I bet we both feel better now!
I amoutta here for a while, this ties up my phone, and I need to tell my guy to pick up popsicles on his way over…see ya!
ps, thanks zette
kellibelli:
As I expected, me thinks thou protesteth too much.
I never mamed you specifically in my post, yet you replied how many times initially?
And after I called you on it - Oh boy did the feces take flight!
So I’ll just take this as a confession of guilt with no remorse and leave it at that.
But thank you again for playing, waste of oxygen!
Yer pal,
Satan
oh, since I wansnt mamed specifically, I am so relieved!
Isnt it supposed to be maimed?
Oh, and duck, some of those feces are directed at your head…(she smiled sweetly)
*kisses,
Kelli *
Satan,
kelli is Guilty of what?
nothing.
She responded to your post, because she disagreed. Plenty of people responded disagreeing.
Noone agreed with your entire statement.
You respond to Kelli’s disagreement, by saying she disagrees because she is the guilty party. Of course, that doesn’t say why everyone else disagrees. You are too busy burying kelli because she has had problems she wanted to talk about.
In addition, how many times did she respond to your OP? once… after that she was responding to other people’s comments.
Noone is using this board to replace their therapist. People occasionaly use this board to discuss the things that bug them, as they sometimes use the board to discuss things that make them estatic.
I echo what other people have said, if the thread looks like it might be someone’s problem, which you don’t want to dirty your monitor with, just go to the next thread.
pat
HELL FREEZES OVER!!!
It must have, Kellibelli and Diane are being NICE to each other!!!
THATS IT!!
That explains why Satan is so bitchy…
He is cold!
thanks pat 
Diane and I are both adults (even though she is way older) and we are capable of being nice. I actuall think she is pretty cool most of the time, but dont tell her, 'kay?
“Since when are SDMB posters qualified therapists?”
Since the SDMB poster seeking therapy qualified them. Geez, suddenly, everyone has a title. It’s not enough to have personal experience, now you have to have professional credentials.
Have you never sought some sort of “therapy” or “counsel” from your friends or family members?
If your best friend knows a great deal about real estate, but is not actually a licensed, certifed real estate agent, do you refrain from asking him his opinion when you’re gathering information to educate yourself about buying a house?
If your mother knows how to take care of a sick child because of her experiences taking care of you, yet she’s not actually a pediatrician, do you refrain from asking her how to help Junior get over his cold?
We provide a good sounding board for one another. In addition to wanting feedback from someone who’s “been through it”, it’s also nice to have UNBIASED opinions - advice, tips, anecdotes from people who aren’t necessarily going to side with us or walk on eggshells to preserve our feelings.
I know that when I’m pissed at my husband, I’ll talk to my friends about it. I also know that they’ll side with me, each and every time. That’s all well and good, but sometimes (very occasionally) I am the one being a dork, not him. Since it obviously doesn’t fly when I hear it from him, it’s easier taking my lumps from a group of people into whose faces I don’t have to look, sheepishly.
It’s a nice combination of reality and impersonality. Knowing that these people don’t really give a shit about my personal problems once they’re done offering their two cents is actually rather comforting … as far as our common problems go, I know they’ll offer whatever support or advice they have, and then move on.
When dealing with friends, the subject just won’t go away. When dealing with a therapist, they won’t let it go away until your hour is up. Then when you go back, they’ll ask, “Did you try what I suggested last week?” If the answer is no, they want to go into your feelings of rebellion, or your feelings of insecurity, or whatever.
I decide I want to take five minutes and bitch about something, I’m gonna do it. Some people with sympathise, others will tell me I’m being a selfish wench. I can take their advice or leave it, but at least I came away with a few new points of view.
AND I didn’t have to shell out $100.
Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.
I gave birth to him when I was 9.
…ahem…
As I was inexplicably named in the OP, I just thought that I might point out that, acutally I am a qualified therapist.
An athletic therapist mind you, but hey…shoud any of you get sore backs from ducking the fecal fusilade - like the man said - you know my name, look up the number.
Z
“Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.”
Di…I laughed so hard, it made my 4 year old laugh…still chuckling…
“Maybe this board should have a section for fluff, and a section for people like me who want to discuss real issues.”
Hmmm. Call me goofy, but I thought this big wad of message boards was intended to be about TSD and Unca’ Cecil. I kind of expected the discussions contained herein to be somewhat centered around the column, rather than IRC-like chat.
He’s rude and has his head up his ass sometimes, but I reckon I’ll have to go with Satan on this one. It can’t be too tough to stick to Straight Dope-related material, can it?
There’s always a bigger fish.
I was also inexplicably named in the OP. And I’m so grateful that somebody knows who I am. I get so lonely out here. It seems that nobody cares about what I’m going through. I mean, my wife is running a whore house out of our garage. My daughter is currently cooking up methamphetamine in her room (and shes only 4). My mom is about to stand trial for holding up a Super K-Mart with a 15-foot anaconda. And I’m gonna’ get fired for the banana pudding/inflatable doll incident at last summer’s company picknick. I’m really depressed and I don’t know where to turn. Can someone please tell me what to do?
Oh, Satan, this isn’t what you wanted, is it? Sorry about that.
Andros,
that sounded more conceited than I meant it to, you are right of course, but there are many threads that have nothing to to with TSD, some serious, some not.
For example, Jess’ thread about her daughter, not related at all to TSD, but not fluff either.
The threads about fav. movies, songs, etc,fun but fluff, and not related to TSD.
If the threads here were restricted to just TSD, there would be no MPSIMS, Pit, Great debates,it would just be people asking questions, and commenting on columns…wait! there are forums for comments on columns,and one for comments on mailbag answers.
If you look at the list of forums, you can find them there.
On a board called Mundane Personal Stuff I Must Share, I think it is pretty safe to think it will be about mundane personal stuff, by people who like to share…maybe I am misinterpreting the MPSIMS…dunno.
Well, yes, Kelli. You’re right. That’s it’s name. And what a weak attempt at condescension that was.
Personally, I don’t feel that MPSIMS should exist. But then, I avoid it. My goal is to try to emulate the Master–whose column, last I checked, is NOT named “Dear Cecil.”
-andros-
There’s always a bigger fish.