**Your favorite fad diet
I need witty "Food for Thought"s of the day…a lot of them **
Another Crazy Ass Witch Arrested
Dear Wiccans: get over yourselves
Those naked Beltane celebrations get out of hand again ?
Robot retirement party
Sad family news
Dad’s a robot ?
**Need cheap/free 2nd date ideas
Going to England **
Doesn’t sound cheap to me…
It would be cheap if they happened to live in southern Scotland or eastern Wales.
**Now I’ve seen it all: Fisting, Masturbation, Anal Sex, and the Word of God
Is this typical of Craigslist?
I have connected with an old love
OMIGOD! I just burped and a little vomit came up with it! **
Must be some interesting history between you two…
**I’m Totally Unappreciated In This Family
How should I reply to this petty, petty complaint?**
Korea can hit us, can we hit Korea? WTF do we do then?
Depression Dogs
I’m picturing us parachuting hordes of little yappy dogs down into North Korea.
Sad family news
My cat is fat
Oh, NOES!
**Bible question: Why did God favor Abel’s offering over Cain’s?
Depression Dogs **
Not even God can resist that sad puppy appeal.
**Copyright Infringement: Your Recommendation
Free Markets and Gouging **
So, no change ?
**Ok, what kind of gross animal did this in my laundry room?
Cats in Ancient Egypt. **
Palin Policies: If Pregnant at 14…
Nude swimming lessons at the Y?!
I’d say she’s probably already been nude more than is good for her.
**Bible question: Why did God favor Abel’s offering over Cain’s?
Free Markets and Gouging **
So God IS a Republican !
So, how have your Roombas held up?
Robot retirement party
Not well, apparently.
Dear Wiccans: get over yourselves
The international Pumpkin saga.
Insult Wiccans, get pumpkinized. Be glad it wasn’t a newt.
**Your favorite fad diet
My cat is fat **
My cat is fat
We Have Pigeon Eggs
No. You HAD pigeon eggs.
**Pennsylvania rednecks beat and kill Mexican illegal immigrant; get same sentence as beating a dog
It would be a pleasure to beat my optometrist to death. **
Some behavior is best not imitated.
**Encounter with a homeless man in the bushes of my workplace.
Wedding planning + indecisive personality = hell **