I’m acting on an idea 7 up yours had…starting a flirt thread for those of us who are single and thirty-ish.
“So, _________ …
what kind of cologne is that you’re wearing?
I really like it. A lot.”
And you have the cutest smile… 
Anyone care to join me in a lovely candlelight hanging-out session on my back porch with the new Jack Johnson album? I’ve got homemade blueberry-ginger jam for breakfast…
Have you got a really good loaf of french bread? I love french bread with jam on it.
30 year old (edging 31) male checking in…
Hi there, bittersweet!
Just checked out your Swedish Mafia membership photo. You’ve got great eyes and you’re very photogenic.
BTW, just what is that fragrance you’re wearing? 
I apologize…in my OP, I said 7 up yours had the idea. It was actually Eva Luna. Sorry, I must be getting tired.
Hej!
Anyone want to join this thirty-very-something-ish* het guy for a “The lights came back! The lights cane back!” summer party? 
[sub]*My fortieth birthday was a week ago Friday. But in the last week I’ve had several women be quite surprised at that.
:D[/sub]
Candelight needs cognac … I just happen to have a bottle.
Why thank you, peritrochoid…
/moves closer and smooths hair
My perfume? It’s Simply White by Gap.
[shameless plug] Feel free to check out my webpage also…
I would flirt, but since I got laid off, I don’t feel very flirt-worthy. Sorry.
Awwww bummer, Elmwood. 
Hope you find another job soon.
:checks breath and edges even closer:
Glad to hear you’re not the typical female, bittersweet. That definitely means you’re interesting. You’re originally from hockey territory, eh?
:fingers crossed: … hmm … I like women who like hockey!
And do tell me about your jewelry design!
Great Glamour Shot, by the way.
… and, elmwood, sorry to hear you were laid off. I’m hoping things get brighter for ya soon!.
Pfft. Think I’d be single if I could flirt? 
Evening, gentlemen. (runs a finger along peritrochoid’s ear, and blows a kiss at elmwood)
Anyone care for a shoulder rub?
Not handy, but if I mix up the dough now, it should be ready in 3-4 hours…so what, oh what could we occupy ourselves with in the meantime?
Never tried it, but hey, I’m usually up for trying new things…and blueberry jam may be a bit unorthodox, but fruit usually goes wonderfully with brandy and its relatives.
Care to pick the next album? The humidity is finally coming down, and it’s cool and moonlit on the back porch. Not quite light enough to see the apple tree and the flowers, though.
Oh, I can think of a thing or thirty. Saaaay, I bet your shoulders are pretty tense from mixing all that dough. Let me give you a massage. Of course, I’ll start at the feet since everyone knows that your feet aren’t happy, the rest of you isn’t happy, and we wouldn’t want that, now would we? Oh, and since it’s so hot out here, I hope you don’t mind if I use these ice cubes to cool you off.
Just don’t use any ice cubes on the feeeeeet! Yowie!
Not flirting, just checking up on why bittersweet is still on the market enough to be starting this thread. Didn’t my dating service thread help you?
I’m depressed now.
Of course, not. The ice cubes are saved for special places like the back, the neck and…
In two weeks, if I switch the two digits in my age around, I’ll be in my thirties. Can I flirt, too?
You know, peritrochoid, I’ve always wanted someone to explain the finer points of hockey to me, it’s such a fast moving game, I know I miss out on the strategy and skill–but I’m sure a fan like you could teach me all about it <undertone>as long as it doesn’t interfere with my football games.
Oh and, i hav ethis loaf of French bread I picked up at the organic bakery–it’s really an italian bread, very chewy crust, with an airy texture inside. Would you like me to spread a little jam on a slice, Tuckerfan? Did I mention that that was one of my all time favorite cars?