Okay, the hyper spicy pickles happened during a long and busy day when I taught my daughter how to make pickled beans, dill pickles and razzberry/blackberry jam all in one day. Things got slightly delirious after a while!
As I recall, we mishmoshed the dilled bean and kosher short brine pickle recipes from Joy of Cooking (pg 845 & 848 of my edition) together a bit, so the brine ended up with like 3 cups white vinegar to 3 cups water with 1/2 cup pickling salt, brought to a boil.
We put washed, halved pickling cucumbers into pint jars and added about 1-2 tablespoons of crushed red pepper, a tablespoon or two of dill seed, 2-4 cloves of garlic and some chunks of onion per jar. Now, Joy of Cooking is inconsistent, in that when it tells you how to make dilled pickled beans it says it’s okay to leave in the garlic cloves and onions, but in the pickle recipe it says to boil them in the brine and then take them out. We figured that if it’s good for one it’s good for the other, because the salt levels were the same for both, beans are no more acidic than cucumbers and besides, I LIKE pickled garlic cloves with my dills, dammit, so we left the garlic cloves IN. Some of the jars received even MORE crushed red pepper than referenced above, and probably more dill seed as well since we were punchy from boiling stuff all day. Hence the “hyper spicy” result.
Anyway, fill the jars to 1/2 inch of the top, put the lids and rings on nice and tight and water bath process for 15 minutes. Then leave 'em on a shelf for at least six weeks to pickle properly. After you open the jars, keep them in the fridge.
I tell ya what, when we popped these jars open and tried them our eyes watered just a bit, but DAMN are they good! The dilled beans were made pretty much the same way, but we also used slices of red bell pepper in there, and we used wax beans instead of green beans because the texture is better and also because that’s what had exploded in the garden that week. The hyper spicy pickled beans are fucking STELLAR in spicy bloody mary’s, I can tell you THAT for free!
So that is how we ended up with hyper spicy homemade pickles–we’re all just suckers for over-spiced, assaultively flavored food, I guess… At any rate, those pickles get into a NOT sallit and bounce around like nobody’s bidness. For those who want to recreate the sallit, I used russet NOT’s, olive oiled and garlic salted and roasted and chilled, I used one hard boiled egg for every 2 NOT’s, the same number of scallions as eggs, and one pickle half for every 2 eggs. Chunked, dumped in a bigass bowl, then dressed with about half and half mayonnaise and ranch dressing, seasoned with more garlic salt, dill weed and black pepper to taste, then a cup or so of fine shredded pecorino romano cheese mixed in and left to chill for a couple hours. Nom at will!