I’m of the opinion that those who don’t see it as thread-shitting need to swap out their nose for something that isn’t buried up Skald’s asshole.
My, my, have I struck a nerve? Suck it up princess, not everyone needs their threads wrapped in bubblewrap for our protection.
It appears that I struck a nerve by criticizing your hero. Get over it. Not everyone thinks that such a general purpose cretin as Skald is infallible.
Maybe I’m reading the wrong post. We’re talking about this one, right? How is that not an alternative short version of The Dukes of Hazard? You are aware that, canonically, Daisy was not fucking her cousins, right?
And are people really reacting to “arrant nonsense” as some kind of grave insult? Really? Are y’all wearing powdered wigs, too?
How do you interpret that as anything but a criticism of the OP? He’s not offering a short version of the story, he’s merely stating everything where (in his opinion) the OP is wrong. Where’s the story in that post?
There are plenty of other short versions in that thread that are not “canon”, but are close enough for government work, and are fun to read.
If I called your post arrant nonsense, you wouldn’t think that I was trying to insult you?
Are you kidding me? Is this a joke? Am I on camera? Can I get a copy to send to my mom?
The story is, “Daisy Duke is a gigantic disgusting slut.” It’s a joke, just like the OP of that thread, except instead of playing up the reckless driving to it’s grim conclusion, it plays up Catherine Bach’s cut-offs.
You really don’t see that?
…right. And Skald’s is different because…?
If you did it in a joke thread, after making a joke about a joke TV show, in which you jokingly referred to one of the joke characters in the joke show as a incestuous bisexual cumdumpster… I’d probably assume you were joking.
Just to be clear, you know that when Skald talks about unleashing swarms of flaming bees on people, he doesn’t actually go out to his apiary and start warming up a can of napalm, right? That’s a joke, too.
This entire post is arrant nonsense.
I’m sure that Skald is far more comfortable these days, since you are a moderator, and I am not.
I didn’t say Skald was my hero and I don’t know where you got that idea as he and I rarely even interact. I would have the same opinion if another poster had made such a comment. And you guys are being histrionic about it.
See, you just proved my point. That’s not even remotely insulting.
Thank you?
No. You’re a nitwit.
Oh, you were being insulting.
Now I just feel bad for you.
That’s NitWHITE!
This would be 2 threads now where Frank failed at pitting. Poor, poor Frank. 
Are we going to start the mustard vs ketchup debate again?
Just so there’s none of that nasty green sweet pickle relish.
Based on his posting history, no, I don’t think he can.
Is it just me or has Frank come out of his modding stint a bit more angry and bitter-sounding than he went in? The only time I notice him these days it seems he’s kvetching about someone-- which always startles me as I never thought of him as a kvetcher.
Frank, what’s wrong, man? Here, try this Skald brain, dog turd and smokey BBQ sandwich on an onion roll. It’ll cheer you up.
I think its some form of modding PTSD (I am half serious here).
You mean I bought an asbestos beekeeper’s suit for nothing? Darn you, Skald! Darn you to heck and back!
Maybe a Tasmanian Devil, wombat, or echidna? We’re having a special on them this week. All it requires is a lobotomy and a coat of paint…