What’s spawning all these marine-life puns?
He who smelt it, dealt it.
You flotsam, you jetsam.
Skaldy! I come back after a brief hiatus, and find out that you’ve been in the icthy U? Canine just say how bitterling sorry I was to hear that you were wrasse-ling with an illness. I hope it’s not ob-piscinely late, but I wanted to tell you how much us gills missed your brill-iant conger-sake-shuns. I feel so kelpfish for being away too long, while you needed us to char you up.
Well, the angels were obviously with you, and you gurnered the energy to reef-cover. Sorry your week was so roughy! Now, let’s turn up the lamprey and strike up the bandfish, we’ve got some celebes-rake-ing to do!!
Seriously, welcome back. And I’m sorry about the monkey habitat, but Elendil didn’t clean up at all during his shift, and I am not doing three days worth of accumulated clean-up. I think you should turn your wrymouth his way, and give him a real ballan out. Athena said she’d have hercules rinse the place out as soon as he’s done with the boar he’s delivering.
Check the custodial roster. I left it clean; 'twas Siam Sam who dropped the ball.
Eh, half the time the orders get mangled and the minions end up sending out Helena Bonham Carter bots anyway.
And for what it’s worth, the traditional shortened form of “Henry” is “Hal”.
I thought I was good at puns. But TruCelt is much, much beta.
Did you know minions are the result of minnows and grunions cross-breeding?