Skald the Rhymer AKA Henry is in the hospital

Oh, hell, are we now going to be dogged with a pack of canine puns?

No, just a bunch of shaggy dog stories.

The possibility certainly gives one paws…

Quite the wags, you are.

He’s coming for our soles.

OK, that’s it.
Did you really expect to skate on that one?

I think you are all just barking up the wrong tree.

It’s a bitch, but what can you do?

ok y’all, which is it going to be, dog? fish puns?

I would suggest dogfish puns but they’ve already jumped the shark.

I don’t really have a dog in this fight, but these puns don’t setter well with me.

Since Henry is less-than-fond of dogs, I think we should stick to fish.

StG

I always imagined Skald as a husky fellow.

Not anymore. That was just guppy fat.

You know what would be a nice get-well gesture? A bunch of collie-flowers.

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Just for the halibut?

I would say"No, on porpoise." but a porpoise is not a fish.

Just for the krill of it.

Mongo prawn, in game of life.