Skald the Rhymer AKA Henry is in the hospital

[running_coach]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

If Skald is really pissed at us when he comes back, no telling what he might do–we might all be scrod.

Music soothes the savage beast.
i have ready the soundtrack from Porgy and Bass.

[gigi]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

If Skald is really pissed at us when he comes back, no telling what he might do–we might all be scrod.

Our heads will be on a pike.

[Digital_is_the_new_Analog]

Happy to have you back, Skald.
*No laughter was heard in the creation of this post.

[kopek]

@running_coach

Music soothes the savage beast.
i have ready the soundtrack from Porgy and Bass.

If he likes classical there is always the Trout Quintet by Schubert. Me? I’m more Cajun/Bluegrass and lean towards Leftover Salmon.

[Baker]

I want **Skald **to know I’ve found something more dangerous than killer bees.

If you don’t live under a rock you’ve heard of the movie Frozen. It is extremely popular with little girls. Now, imagine, at the public library, a Frozen party held for little girls. Come in costume, sing along while watching the movie. Good so far, right? Then imagine that about two-thirds of the way through the movie the DVD projector stops working. A break is taken, kids are called back, Except the problem hasn’t been fixed for long. Party is over. Imagine the mood of those little girls. Sad to say the above scenario is not hypothetical.

Killer bees aren’t in it.

[Algher]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Guys, you’re making me laugh. Which, at the moment, is actually a little painful, but I’m pretty sure it won’t be lethally so.

The usual threats.

Would that be a threat from column A, combined with a methodology of category C again?

(We need a Skald threat choice matrix)

Welcome back.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@Baker

…Then imagine that about two-thirds of the way through the movie the DVD projector stops working…

Did you take a close look at the projector? Might’ve been from Skald Enterprises.

[DrumBum]

@running_coach

Music soothes the savage beast.
i have ready the soundtrack from Porgy and Bass.

I believe it is “Music has charms to soothe a savage breast” As Cecil once noted the difference is subtle but profound.

[running_coach]

@DrumBum

I believe it is “Music has charms to soothe a savage breast” As Cecil once noted the difference is subtle but profound.

I rather doubt Skald’s breasts are savage.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Good God, man, have you seen them?

[Chimera]

@gigi

Our heads will be on a pike.

On a fish?

[Sunspace]

Glad you’re back, Skald!

[gigi]

@Chimera

On a fish?

That will even the scales.

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

@Baker

I want **Skald **to know I’ve found something more dangerous than killer bees.

If you don’t live under a rock you’ve heard of the movie Frozen. It is extremely popular with little girls. Now, imagine, at the public library, a Frozen party held for little girls. Come in costume, sing along while watching the movie. Good so far, right? Then imagine that about two-thirds of the way through the movie the DVD projector stops working. A break is taken, kids are called back, Except the problem hasn’t been fixed for long. Party is over. Imagine the mood of those little girls. Sad to say the above scenario is not hypothetical.

Killer bees aren’t in it.

The horror…

[Rick]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

They let me out of the ICU Sunday and let me come home this morning. I’m pretty tired. More later maybe. Thanks for the kind thoughts.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[shantih]

Perfect! By not seeing this thread until just now, I learned that Skald was in the hospital (Oh no!) and already home again (Hooray!) all at once, which was very efficient of me and saved me much fretting. Go me!

Best wishes for a speedy and full recovery, Skald! Were you aware that the reprobates in this thread have been making fish puns?

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

^ Tattle-tail!

[robert_columbia]

@Baker

I want **Skald **to know I’ve found something more dangerous than killer bees.

If you don’t live under a rock you’ve heard of the movie Frozen. It is extremely popular with little girls. Now, imagine, at the public library, a Frozen party held for little girls. Come in costume, sing along while watching the movie. Good so far, right? Then imagine that about two-thirds of the way through the movie the DVD projector stops working. A break is taken, kids are called back, Except the problem hasn’t been fixed for long. Party is over. Imagine the mood of those little girls. Sad to say the above scenario is not hypothetical.

Killer bees aren’t in it.

Dude, let it go.

[gigi]

@robert_columbia

Dude, let it go.

Dude, LET IT GO, LET IT GO…! /Idina-Mendel-level drama

[Grestarian]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

^ Tattle-tail!

Mutt (or burpo, whichever you are usually called), you of all dopers should be the last to criticize someone else’s tail – lest yours falls off and you look more like a doberman…

–G!