Skald the Rhymer AKA Henry is in the hospital

[Anaamika]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

So glad to hear this. If you don’t want to talk about your injury/illness, you don’t have to, but just remember I told you not to give lasers to the monkeys.

Um…

I kind of was watching the monkeys and they asked for lasers and they were so cute and I thought what harm could it do?

I think I’ll just step out the back door now.

[Czarcasm]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Guys, you’re making me laugh. Which, at the moment, is actually a little painful, but I’m pretty sure it won’t be lethally so.

The usual threats.

The usual ignoring of said threats, with a side of fries.

[kenobi_65]

Very glad to hear that you’re home, and on the mend. Hope to see you back here with your regular brand of inspired lunacy soon.

[Spud]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Guys, you’re making me laugh. Which, at the moment, is actually a little painful, but I’m pretty sure it won’t be lethally so.

The usual threats.

Just doesn’t have quite the same effect coming from Henry the Rhymer

Welcome back.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

People, he’s just back from the hospital (wink, wink); if you need to say something, keep it breef.

[AncientHumanoid]

SHARK!

what?

[River_Hippie]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Guys, you’re making me laugh. Which, at the moment, is actually a little painful, but I’m pretty sure it won’t be lethally so.

The usual threats.

Glad you’re back!

[Rachellelogram]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

They let me out of the ICU Sunday and let me come home this morning. I’m pretty tired. More later maybe. Thanks for the kind thoughts.

[Grestarian]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Guys, you’re making me laugh. Which, at the moment, is actually a little painful, but I’m pretty sure it won’t be lethally so.

The usual threats.

Ah! Welcome back, Skald!
Nice to know our puns didn’t scare you aweigh*.

And I’m sorry about that laser thing. It’s just that the monkeys looked like they were getting so bored with their typewriters…

–G!
*Sorry. Best I could do.

[DorkVader]

Um, guys, er, on the space station, the “monkeys” escaped containment a few of days ago, and um well, I just thought that now that Skald is home and on the mend and everything, that now would be a good time to mention it. Because of the, uuuhhh, enhancements, yeah enhancements, err, aaah, well, they got into the nuclear weapons storage locker and then changed the code for the lock mechanism. Sooooooo, yeah, now we have enhanced “monkeys” on an orbiting space station with nukes.
Welcome Back Skald:D

I would greet you with a fish pun but I suck at puns and feel all oarfish and clumsy when I try them.

just thought you should know…about the “monkeys” I mean, not the puns

[running_coach]

@guestchaz

Um, guys, er, on the space station, the “monkeys” escaped containment a few of days ago, and um well, I just thought that now that Skald is home and on the mend and everything, that now would be a good time to mention it. Because of the, uuuhhh, enhancements, yeah enhancements, err, aaah, well, they got into the nuclear weapons storage locker and then changed the code for the lock mechanism. Sooooooo, yeah, now we have enhanced “monkeys” on an orbiting space station with nukes.
Welcome Back Skald:D

I would greet you with a fish pun but I suck at puns and feel all oarfish and clumsy when I try them.

just thought you should know…about the “monkeys” I mean, not the puns

You just nuke them in orbit. Just to be sure.

[not_what_you_d_expect]

Glad to hear you’re home. Get well!

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

Glad you’re back, Skald. Now just take some time to eel.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

While you were in the hospital, you didn’t have to see the brain sturgeon, did you?

[si_blakely]

And Skald, that wife of yours was awesome, so you had better make sure you show her some …

a-moray

Get well soon

[Locrian]

Yes, welcome back, Skald!

Just to let you know, you all made me eat a Lemon Bar tonight. (Licking fork.) Thank you!

[Knorf]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

They let me out of the ICU Sunday and let me come home this morning. I’m pretty tired. More later maybe. Thanks for the kind thoughts.

Very glad to have you back! Rest well. Pun later.

[BigT]

@StGermain

Seriously, I hope there’s an update soon. This long absence is worrying.

[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer (20 minutes later)]
They let me out of the ICU Sunday and let me come home this morning. I’m pretty tired. More later maybe. Thanks for the kind thoughts.
[/QUOTE]

Please only use your powers for good and not evil!

Happy you’re doing better, Skald.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@BigT

Please only use your powers for good and not evil!..

That’s adorable.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

If Skald is really pissed at us when he comes back, no telling what he might do–we might all be scrod.