Why has no one–NO ONE–stated the obvious:
This whole thing is a hoax;
Skald’s name is not Henry;
“Kim” was not the one posting;
He never went to the hospital;
He couldn’t come home from somewhere he never went;
The amount of beer he has consumed during this “event” (while keeping tabs on us Dopers the whole time) is nearly 3 kegs;
There are no Skald Minions[sup]TM[/sup] waiting for orders to gr
Don’t mind me. I’m nobody.
Yes! Welcome home, Skald. Keep on getting better!
I’m sorry, Johnny L.A., the Minions made me mmmmmphphmmmmnmnnnnph.
I haven’t been on the Board for a week or so, but I am happy The Rhymer is back, and that is good, and best wished to Madam Skald as well.
So… you want to be torn limb from limb by Skald Enterprises deathbots?
We’re all glad you’re home, but can we get back to the funny fish puns now?
Yay! 
Welcome back!
Yay Skald! Feel better soon!
Do what you need to do, man. Rest and recover; we’ll still be here when you’re up to posting and will probably still be making terrible fish puns.
Glad you’re out, sweetie. Hope everything works out.
Uhh, now that Skald is back I wouldn’t recommend it. We all had fun, it was a moment of giddiness that we all shared, but I have a feeling we’re in big trouble.
You remember when the teacher left the room in elementary school and everyone went nuts for a couple of minutes? It’s just like that. Skald has come back and, instead of a couple of paper airplanes drifting through the air and kids out of their seats, he’s found puns, fish puns, in a thread dedicated to him!
I suggest we beg for mercy.
Damn. You’re right. :eek:
We’re FIN-ished!
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
ETA: Glad to hear our very favoritest Skald is back on his feet. Take it easy, man, and enjoy all the contra-hypothetical baked goods you can handle!
Not even Cod can save you now.
So glad to hear this. If you don’t want to talk about your injury/illness, you don’t have to, but just remember I told you not to give lasers to the monkeys.
I don’t think we have anything to worry about – Skald would never be such an ahole.
Skald’s our comrade, our friend. He’s not anemone.
(Damn Bloody Marys)
I have heard rumors that Rhymer Industries has Killer Sea Monkeys.
And they ride Death Rays.
Guys, you’re making me laugh. Which, at the moment, is actually a little painful, but I’m pretty sure it won’t be lethally so.
The usual threats.