As is traditional, I am bearing pie, in both text and visual formats.
:::::throws Confetti:::::::::::::
YAY!
But… I don’t have permission to access pie on this server!
Maybe you just need a fancier pie server. 
Ooh, forbidden pie. That’s the best kind.
Um…you realize you got confetti all of that piece of pie, right?
Wait, that was the one on the plate that said “Shirley the Great.” So never mind.
I’d help if I weren’t all evil & stuff. (Oddly enough I wasn’t evil when I was a guest, but now that I’ve reupped I’m consumed with the urge to destroy Metropolis. I wonder how that works.)
Psst, fluiddruid, just copy the address and paste it into the address bar again.
Welcome home, wanderer.
Hooray!
Hurray for Skald
Together we often lolled
Here until he goes bald?
I was just thinking about you yesterday, and wondering how those plans for world domination or whatever it was you were scheming up were coming along.
OY!