Hi everybody. I just joined.
I like pie, but not sheep, I’m not really a cat fan, but I’m picky about grammar, and sometimes I don’t think before I talk.
Can I stay?
Please?
Pie as in a sweet, fruit-based desert or as in a savory, meat-based dinner item?
Pie is good.
Proper grammar is gooder.
Hal has eminent domain on all sheep anyway.
Being a cat fan is not mandatory, but what’s your position on, say, squid, goats or The Mighty Lonk? No particular reason for asking or anything…
I’ve never actually experienced a sweet, fruit-based desert. The only one I’ve ever been in was mostly a sand base, with a garnish of low-level vegetation.
But generally I’ll take either the fruit based or meat based. I’m not picky.
I think I’m afraid of squid, but I’ve known a few nice (well, at least acceptably decent) goats in my time. As for the Lonk, I’m not sure I know you well enough to be talking about this.
You don’t like cats? I’m sorry, but…
What?
He’s got money? He’s already paid? The transaction is irrevocable?
WELCOME, FRIEND!
Bonjour, Monsieur Shake. Comment allez-vous? Ici, nous parlon Francais seulement. 
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Oh, and welcome to the boards!
Pie is good.
We certainly discuss pets - I’m a dog man myself.
I c u r not one of those youthful text mssgrs :eek: .
Here we enjoy the use of extensive, well chosen vocabulary. Remember that a repetitive tautology is an oxymoron, and you won’t go far wrong.
You are certainly welcome to stay. Help stamp out ignorance, don’t be a jerk and before long you will be welcoming newbies. 
Personally this is the only website I pay for, and it’s great value!
Touching.
(In my defense, I was raised to love cats, but only as part of a balanced diet. It was only later that I learned that this was not standard. At least not in Wisconsin . . .)
Eso será una problema. Sólo hablo alemán.
But thanks for the welcome.
And he’s a witty pedant. Welcome! 
Welcome! Kiel vi fartas? Tie ĉi ni parolas Esperanton sole, kaj planas la finan venkon.
Only for 30 days and then your non-renewable guest pass runs out.
You need to pay The Man. Down the stairs, to your right. Pay no attention to dude behind the curtain.
And if you’re here for a crucifixion, grab a cross on your way down…
Oh, what’s that? They said you’re free to go? Well, uh… jolly good then, take care!
You know, the last place I was at told me I could be crucified for free.
Welcome! Although… :dubious: You say you’re picky about grammar, yet you placed a comma before an independent clause instead of a semicolon. So I don’t know…
Where do you think the infrastructure for this business comes from? It doesn’t just fall out of the sky, I’ll tell you that. That last place was a sham, and they probably have their crucifixes made by 12-year old children in developing countries for pennies a day.
Sheesh, kids these days think everything is free.
Actually, I think they had their crucifixes made by these guys
So yeah, I guess you’re right. I should be grateful.
Hi!
…Um, no, I’m not dripping water for any particular reason. Really. picks tentacle out of hair Heh heh… uh…
smooch Welcome to the boards!
Ach, und ihre Deutsch ist sehr gut!
Now let’s switch back to this strange thing English… welcome!
Not to mention the whole Manifest Destiny thing…