Only waitresses use the word honey? Is it my turn to be threatened by the knife?
It amazes me that you really think that was an OK thing to do. All the years of my life, all the times men have made me feel uncomfortable or afraid, and along comes you who thinks whipping out a knife for a cell phone etiquette violation was perfectly fine and in fact, she had it coming to her.
I think you’re giving too much credit to his credibility. So far, I’ve seen nothing that he has posted that makes me believe he wears pants, has pockets, or is a biped.
Even kangaroos have a pocket.
You guys are too be-moosed. I can beat you with my bear hands!
From GD:
Just another troll.
That’s like answering a 50-line text message with just “k.” They should ban you from the boards.
congratulations, the_diego. You have been chosen as this months wankpuffin of the month. Your certificate certifying your wankpuffinry has been posted to you and you should receive it shortly.
Oh, more honor to the Philippines. Right now we’re still laughing over that news about Dicaprio’s supposed disclosure and his reassurance: “I can handle all the backlas.” Filipinos are laughing like hell. Manny’s very pleased.
Somebody from this thread’ll probably be banned. But I doubt it will be TokyoBayer.
Most blatant Walter Mitty/Mallninja fantasy post I’ve yet seen the naming of the knife brand revealing the ‘gear’ fetish gave it away.
Also Diego, myself and I’m sure plenty of other dopers hsve commuted in Manila without need of a knife to try to intimidate a woman. I’d call you a coward, but I know your story is bogus.
In the liberal environment of the dope, a guess is as good as basic data. I named the weapon for the benefit of the other knife buffs here. 
As to your basic argument, a one-time junket to Manila does not tell a regular commuter’s life.
I think I’d rather be a coward than a liar.
Awww… you own a Spyderco…that’s so cute!
Like everything else, the _diego is a poser when it comes to mall ninjary.
Fasten your seatbelts, you’re about to go for a ride.
That’s cool.
I’ve been to Manila many times more than once, karateface. You shouldn’t take pride in how much the masa scare you, it’s a bad thing pare.
Yeah, it’s definitely the Mall Ninja brand of choice. Laughably overhyped. And shitty steel, in my experience, but I suppose it gets the job done…if the job in question is giving wannabes erections.
But most people say spyderco’s are flimsy, holey, and untacticlol. MN’s prefer tanto points with lots of serrations, and maybe a third edge for better fluid outflow during “de-animation.” Spydeys are a nerd’s choice. Just don’t message Sal Glesser about that, OK?