Skrooh you, Nike!

Or he’s fucking a lot of psychos. People who go on and on about the beautiful women usually are hanging out in the cheap bars with crazy women.

I don’t know. He’s either seriously ill or a troll. No one above the age of 13 thinks it’s justifiable to threaten young women on buses with knives just for talking on their cell phones.

Or, you’re just guessing, like a lot of your posts at GQ. Shoo.

People’s skin will flake off within a month too. No problem if you just stab lightly at that.

No you don’t.

Karate stare incoming.

If you block it correctly, you’ll only receive a glancing blow.

You go to hell.

Honey, the problem is not whether the upholstery was damaged or not.

Was just correcting a bit of detail. Honey? You a waitress?

This is turning ugly with speed that would scare a Samurai warrior.

Nah. Garden-variety troll with garden-variety trolling. Shame we’re all feeding it, I suppose, but what else have we got to do with our sad lives?

Bleating goats shouldn’t cross bridges.

Gives the_diego an MMA gaze.

Your gallery picture is too cute to be anyway related to MMA, Pat.

Real karate belts don’t come with buckles.

Sounds like someone’s got a little crush.

Man-to-man excites you?

I’m more into long walks on the beach and slow, smoldering Karate stares, myself.

It’ll excite you too before I’m through with you, Sparky. Let’s do this. Mrowr.

I forget, is karate stare the version with eyeliner or without? Do you narrow your eyes, side-eye the person, or just turn and glare?

I’m sorry. Just a total “martial arts glance” nOOb. Any help?