*SLAP!* Shirley Ujest, you suck!

Shirley, we love you! You’re the bestest, most wonderfulest poster I know! What a fantastic pun you have for a username! I loves me some Shirley!

Happy now? 2 for 1! :smiley:

Are you just jealous because she has a cooler name than you?

** WE LOVE YOU, SHIRLEY!**

Tibs.

Holy Moley…

I can’t beleive I missed this…many moons late.
Weirdave, lenin and Tiburon, I owe you all a belated smooch.

Truth be told Shirley I noticed a long time ago your SDMB name was a pun. I just thought everyone else knew. I had fear that if I were to mention it people would point fingers and laugh because it took me so long to catch on.

Can I get a belated Smooch?

I got the pun immediately. But for some uncertain reason the name “Shirley Ujest” strikes me instinctively as masculine. It was months before I figured out Shirley’s a gal.

[sub]Wait, Shirley is a gal, right?[/sub]

Yes. Unless, of course, you’d like to make a case for a human man giving birth;)

> > > big, open mouth kiss (with tongue) for Shirly, complete with full body contact hug and bum groping < < <

Darling, have you been eating onions?

Heehee. Well, bumping this gave me a bit of a start. Gingy asked me “What do you have against Shirley Ujest? Why’d you pit her?” when she saw the thread yesterday. I was like, “Huh?”.

Is Shirley a Girl?

::::::::::;looking down tshirt to see the girls::::::::::::

:::::::::looking upwards with a grin::::::::::

Yep.

::::::::::smooches to all::::::::::::;

Here I was, all set to bitch-slap someone for bumping a 9 month old thread.

And it was she.

Slappus-Interruptus.

Ow.