Smallville - 02/16/05 - Spoilers!

Cafe Society
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So, um… Krypto. (Clarkie.) Wasn’t Krypto supposed to be from, you know, Krypton?

Also, what’s with the return of the cheesy '80s morality? There’s been a “drugs, bad!” episode; a “drinking, bad!” episode; and a “sex, bad… but um, we’ll keep selling it, anyway” episode.

Oh, yeah: Supes didn’t fly. But that didn’t suck so much as the dog was kinda ugly. Lois was still really hot. (Auntie Em doesn’t think so, but what does she know? “She’s gotta be really, really hot for us to have that threesome,” she tells me.

“Oh, yeah? Like…?”

“Angelina Jolie.” Oh. Not that she isn’t hot, mind you, but she seems mind numbingly crazy. I’d rather have Lois because, well, it’s a thread about Smallville. If this were a thread about crazy chicks who wear blood-filled jewelry, Angelina would win out. Maybe. Wow. This could be a great debate or sumthin’.)

Lana’s hot, too, but she’s just background annoying.

And Lex, man, stop Mrs. Robinsoning Dr. Quinn before her botox rubs off and infects your head.

Did they go to the hospital in this one? They probably did. It’s the best hangout they have in that town. (Shh! Don’t tell Clark’s mom, The Old Lana Lang, because she works at Club Hospital’s main competition, Java Lana Land.)

Um… what else?

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A dog named “Einstein”, genetically modified for military use, escapes from a secret laboratory?
Does Dean Koontz know about this?

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It’s apparently very cold at Clark’s house.

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One thing that they’ve accomplished by bringing in Chloe’s cousin, Lois Lane, is that when we thought they’d have Chloe change her name and turn out to be Lois, we knew Clark’s secrets were safe. Now, Chloe can put 2 and 2 together without totally blowing the Superman backstory.

And, they’ve made it fairly clear, she has done just that. The way she’s been talking and the expressions on her face show that she knows, and is hinting to Clark that she’d rather he came clean on his own rather than forcing her to grab him and say, “Stop with the mystery–I’ve figured out that you have meteor-rock powers.” Of course, she can’t know he’s an alien, but she knows he’s got superpowers.

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What I’ve wondered about is how Lois is going to block out images of Clark without his glasses. It may be a stupid disguise, but it’s the only one he’s got once he dons the tights.

The viewers knows she knows, Saltire, because Teleporta let Chloe in on the secret before her, Teleporta’s, snuff film. (But I could misunderstand what you said, so that might be what you meant.) I’ve always hated these little half-secrets, so hopefully Chloe will spill the beans soon. (Of course, if tradition holds, she’ll die not but an episode later.)

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I noticed that, too. Pretty awesome. When I saw her I shouted, “Braless in Smallville!”

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Mmm, stairs.