Smart people, STUPID HAIR

I am now clean shaven, except for a barely visible:( mustache.

And as the OP said: do some people have something in their brain that makes them just not hear things like, say, mullet jokes? Or comb-over jokes?
Given human nature I doubt that their friends and coworkers refrain from making comments about these things in their hearing. Or . . . okay, maybe their friends and coworkers DO refrain. But how about the people on the bus?
So what’s going on under that mullet/combover? “They couldn’t possibly mean . . . me. Nope.”

I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned this guy yet.

I saw a guy in another car yesterday with this weird little beard - simple rule of thumb for facial hair here - if it makes you look Amish, it isn’t cool. You’d think people would know that, wouldn’t you?

NightRabbit, you fail to realize that smart people are not preoccupied with things as trivial as hair.

The solution to your problem lies in a simply phrase:
“Get over it.”

“Simply phrase”

I r having gooder grammer.
and gooder double posts.
too bad we can’t edit our own posts

Within a few months of her first date with my dad, my mom made sure:

– his horn-rim glasses were replaced with wire frames
– his pocket protectors (I kid you not!) went in the trash
– his pathetically hideous beard got shaven.

Actually, he shaved off the beard at home and sent it to her in a (IIRC) Christmas card. It made for an awkward moment, since my grandmother happened to be watching when my mom opened the card.

Thankfully, my father has never felt the need to call attention to his baldness with a combover. But he still carries forty billion pens in his shirt pocket.

uh, Dostromin, kindly shut your clap-trap.

Thanks!

P.S. Shave that awful beard while you’re at it

What wrong with mullets?