Ouch! Zing! I’ve been mortally wounded by tdn’s caustic wit.
Ack, my sarcasm-meter just blew a fuse.
Ooh, a sarcasm-meter. There’s a useful invention. :rolleyes:
Sorry, did you say eye or fly?
Sheesh, learn to read.
We’re expected to read this? It’s like two pages long! :eek:
Count me as impressed with your advanced mathematical accumen.
Not.
It’s not even one page long, Steven Hawking.
Lucky for you - wouldn’t want to overtax your mathematical accumen
Oooh, someone has a word-of-the-day calendar, doesn’t he?
The moderately increased vocabulary should be able to cover for what you lack in hygiene.
Aw, I’m sorry to tax you like that. If you want to put it into numbers you can comprehend, look at it as a page an inch. You tackle a couple inches first thing in the morning, so two pages will seem like child’s play!
Isn’t that what your wife does?
Sometimes these things write themselves!
Funny you sould mention that. Mine currently says “vacuous.” And then I saw your post.
How funny is that?
Jealous?
Indeed.
Sure now you show up, start a thread and disappear. Some Op you are.
I’m sorry, some of us have to actually leave the house to go to work. I bet you get a healthy dose of Yankee dick to suckle on in the privacy of your own domocile to tide you over when you can’t dry hump a picture of Derek Jeter.
Just remember in finally winning tonight, Detroit’s victory is a little Hollow, they helped the Yankees.
Something about eggs and omlettes…yeah.
You two AL homos want to get a room?
Yeah, it’s called a “trophy room”. I bet your team doesn’t even LEAD a league.
As a matter of fact, you probably lead in “miles of penis sucked”.