Snarky answers to GQ questions: This Time It's Personal

Can you make a living as a philosopher?

I don’t know, but I feel safe in saying that a lot of great minds have spent a lot of time pondering this question.

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**Why can’t the patriot shoot down Hamas missles? **
They will in the Mel Gibson sequel

Home Pregnancy Tests and Timing
It’s usually two weeks after that anonymous one night stand.

Can you make a living as a philosopher?
Depends on whether Burger King is hiring that season.

Malware warning
If you are warning us then you aren’t doing it right.

Computer Virus Question
You might want to check into the author of the previous question…

Public swimming baths, fire evacuation, subzero weather.
No, you should not mix the three. Unless you have tequila.

Animal knees vs. human knees
I don’t care if you can bend your knee backwards, you are still not a cat!!

Why is it illegal to distill your own alcohol?
I can give you this answer in person if you’ll send me your address to supersecretagent at theATFemail dot com