It’s not a wheel, it’s a …
Space station.
No oil-what now?
Ethanol!
Is psychoanalysis possible via a person’s posting record?
Yes. Tell me more about your mozzer…
$6.99 HDMI cable same thing (essentially) as $130 Monster HDMI?
The Monster cable costs more.
Is there really a correlation between an “open mouth” and intelligence?
Bwuh?
Can I get a serious horn for my Corolla?
If that’s what turns you on, sure.
Can anyone translate what this Palestinian girl is saying?
Yes.
Searching for repo of painting in the Louvre
Ask the repo man?
Wine causing lower backache
Then stop getting drunk and fucking in strange positions…
What’s to stop me from pillaging the Philadelphia Museum of Art?
Large men with guns.
Robin
Questionable Super-Powers
Then they’re not really super powers.
Can anyone translate what this Palestinian girl is saying?
No, not anyone. Only people who understand the language.
Can someone explain monads to me like I’m an idiot?
“Right, listen up, you fucking moron…”
(Am I the only one to see redundancy in GQ Questions?)
Determining Age:
Carbon Dating.
Can a fixed female cat go into heat?
Yeah. Cold and moderate temperatures as well.
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So what’s Obama doing these days? Anything?**
His wife.
Colony on Venus?
Nope, no colony on Venus. If we’d founded/discovered one, I’m pretty sure it would’ve been in the papers.
What is so great about the Turing test?
Nothing, since we all FAIL!
What does the score mean on the “handprint” time clock I use at work
How long until you have to go on the Carousel
What’s with people holding the cellphone in that weird way?
Hemorrhoids
Did the Israeli settlers take the “best land” in the West Bank?
No, they took the best deals in the West Bank.
Security Camera image quality is not affected by rubbing lemon juice on your face.
Can I get a serious horn for my Corolla?
Why, so you can gore someone in a fit of road rage? Perhaps you want to pierce a pedestrian? You need help, my friend.
So what’s Obama doing these days? Anything?
Multiplying paralytics, parting fishes and healing the Red Sea.
Lawyers giving legal advice on call-in radio shows
Yes.
**The judge and the bench. **
Aesop. What did I win ?
**How many fiction writers make a living from it? **
Don’t quit your day job.
**How do I contact Google? **
1-800-GET-PORN
**Can I get a serious horn for my Corolla? **
Whatever floats your boat, you sick fuck
(that one shouldn’t count, it’s too easy 
)
Where do the hormones in oral contraceptives come from?
These days, recycled from the water supply.
What’s the deal with Chinese and skeletons?
Every Chinese person has one.
What’s upcoming in touch-screen home computers?
Increased Windex sales.
Filling One Chamber of A Six Shot Revolver
Usually the first step of playing Russian Roulette.
Chinese Junkyard
A place where traditional Asian watercraft are drydocked.
General Questions Rules
The supreme forum of them all.
Legal AdviceNeeded: Apartment Damages
I’d move out before anyone it damages anyone else.
**Can someone explain monads to me like I’m an idiot?
**
You mean “can somebody explain monads to me as if I were an idiot.”
“Could somebody explain monads to me as if I were an idiot.” :smack:
A: Yes, somebody probably could.
‘Could’ doesn’t mean they will:
Would somebody please explain monads to me as if I were an idiot…
How old Cary Grant?
Old Cary Grant just fine. How you?
** Has the Scientology hate gone too far? **
Nope, now piss off, Mr. Cruise.
**Can you make a living as a philosopher? **
Nope. And stop asking me for money!
**Is sociology really a science? **
Nope. Your B.S. is worthless.