Moved thread from the Pit to MPSIMS. Also, ensured that the OP is no longer titless.
You just ruined Christmas, Miller. Thanks a lot.
Spoilsport!
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Also, ensured that the OP is no longer titless.
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Umm, I’m willing to re-gift…
(My wife says it’s ok with her, too)
These were pretty good:
Quick - someone get a cat playing a piano!
But only if you can find a piano with tits. The cat can be titless.
Um..if you can’t get that done, Cat Whisperer..how will the rest of us have a chance? 
-D/a
Busted!
Maybe on your way out, you could punch a puppy, too. Wait, nix that; *beat *an orphan *with *a kitten.
Tear the leg off an orphan and beat a kitten with it.
And then force-feed it to the puppy.
We have a winner!
I think I started the first Sarcastic Answers to GQ Questions thread. Damn, that was a while ago.
Yeah, suuuuuuuuure you did.
Really, how is this thread supposed to exist outside of the Pit? Isn’t the whole, um, premise kind of hinged on making fun of other people–or at least their threads?
Again, when I did it, it was just gentle teasing. A suitable thing for IMHO/MPSIMS, I think.
I guess? I think most people would be worried about hurting people’s feelings, though, or crossing the line into something inappropriate outside the Pit.
Playing ‘The Sound of Music’.
“Climb every mountain…!” - Julie Adrews