Sneezing while urinating

Well, I don’t know about women, but if you are a man, I don’t recommend it.

The little sprinkler* is not meant to be used as a firehose, even momentarily.

  • The term “little sprinkler” is used merely for comic effect, and is not meant to imply actual size of any member, real or imagined.

Yes, well, I guess that (momentary excessive flow) would give a feeling similar to stopping the flow. Ouch.

But, really, my stream much more resebles that of a firehose than of a sprinkler. I’m imagining taking a leak with the stream stopping and starting again intermitently. That sounds pretty damn painful as well.

If I sneeze while peeing, all bets at steady aim are off.

It arcs, man.

Whats worse is when you start coughing, or hacking up a lung while trying to urinate. Then it’s not a matter of how much you missed, but how much actually made it in… :eek:

It’s like I used to tell my sister - do you want the seat down, or do you want it dry?

And then getting snot on your dick…blow your nose, wipe your dick…

Bummer.

Especially if it’s a crowded restroom.

Why does everyone think stopping in the middle is painful? I can do it, at will, whenever, and it’s never even been the least discomforting, much less painful. Of course, I can kegel to stop an ejaculation, so I suppose that may have something to do with it.

–Tim, the man with monkey strong bowels.

Title to this post: “Sneezing While Urinating”…I read it backwards.

Try giving birth a few times…then you can urinate while sneezing…without even trying!
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