Snowboarder Bo: Enough with the fucking quarry

Bullying? Oh give me a fukkin’ break.

You are someone who intentionally farts in a social setting and who when people ask him to please stop, that they find his farts annoying, says “Hey it’s just my thing.” Most people just ignore the farter, a fart is really no big deal, just a mild annoyance, and it isn’t like we cared about hearing anything else the twerp had to say anyway. But every so often someone says: “Yo. Do not intentionally fart. It is rude.” To that farter’s "amusement. No dickwad, being told your continuing with behavior that is annoying is rude is not being bullied and you are not bravely refusing to knuckle under. You just like farting and annoying people with your farts.

No, you are not a poor bullied Snowboarder. You are the rude farter who most just try to not stand near. I remain convinced it is beyond being a jerk and is a weak ass attempt at trolling because I cannot believe that you are so clueless as to not realize that that is who you are.

It’ll be interesting to see how many people still like it once hearing the reasoning behind it.

It’s like watching the Donnie Darko commentary.

I know…

Quarry returns stones. Bo in hospital, film at 11.

lookie, lookie. the Calvary have arrived!

It absolutely is bullying. I mean, just look at your post: you call me names and ascribe anti-social motives to me, all in an attempt to publicly humiliate me so that I’ll do what you want. That’s bullying, and you’re a bully.
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](Bullying | Psychology Today)Well, I won’t be bullied.

I always laugh when the word bullying is used on an anonymous message board by one anonymous poster against another anonymous poster. Those little pixels must be highly trained terrorists to accomplish that.

Another essential component of bullying is “the perception, by the bully or by others, of an imbalance of social or physical power, which distinguishes bullying from conflict.” (lifted from your first cite, which you used to define bullying)

This is conflict, you fucking turd. You’re not being bullied.

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Except this isn’t an anonymous board; it’s a pseudonymous board, where we register our board identities under semi-permanent usernames and post in different permanent forums with social rules and expectations. Bullying can absolutely happen here.

On the other hand, **Snowboarder Bo **ain’t being bullied. He’s got a pet little catchphrase that he uses overly broadly and that gets him attention. People do this sort of thing. Some observers find it amusing, while others aren’t so amused. Tolerance varies. But rebuking a fellow poster because of an overused non sequitur -on a discussion board- isn’t bullying.

So our intentional farter, having been asked nicely, and sticking out his tongue in response, is told by a few “Hey don’t be such a dick. Cut it out.”

Help! I am being repressed! I am being bullied! I will not knuckle to this oppression! Fart free or die!”

“No, dumbfuck. You are not being bullied.”

“See. You called me a name. Wah!!!”

FWIW I am not trying to force you to do anything. I make no threats. I coerce naught. I don’t even fart in your general direction. I don’t give a shit. I was bored enough to open up this thread, curious about where the hosts of this party (the mods) draw the lines of how much intentional jerkiness (farting) it takes for someone to be asked to stop or at least step outside until they can control themselves, and amused enough by the absurdity of your casting yourself as a victim of bullying to comment.

I know you are an intentional farter so it is easy enough for me to skip anything you write in general. I have never seen anything that you have written that is a contribution and since I skip over you mostly if you ever do I won’t. As stated I’m with those who think that Guin’s whining about your still farting on purpose is feeding a weak assed troll. She should just do what most of the rest of us do and skip anything with your name attached as a matter of course. No one forces any of us to read what you write any more than anyone forces of us to engage with the putz who keeps farting in self-stimulatory amusement.

Feel free to fart all you like. The mods have determined that it is not jerky enough to warrant action and do not want to label it as trolling: you are just the person in the party who likes to fart and laugh that that was a good one and they are wiling to have you here doing that. Their party, not mine, and again, I’ll just go and drink my beer talking to someone else. No worries mate. Enjoy yourself! Try the bean dip, it will help yo have an even better time!

I saw the phrase recently, and had no idea what it meant. Now I do. So this pit thread was educational and entertaining. Well, parts of it were.

I see it as an attempt to bully somebody, making shit up is actually slander, or is it libel? In either case, since there is absolutely no enforcement of the user agreement, or consequences for making shit up, telling lies, the would be bully, a real fuckhead if you will, can actually can just keep doing it.

See? If that’s a lie (and t certainly seems to be), there is no consequence for telling it, and of course some people will believe it, and it’s an attempt to smear somebody, which is against the fucking user agreement, but it doesn’t matter because it’s the pit, and the user agreement doesn’t apply here.

In any case, nobody really gives a fuck.

You are an idiot.

It was neither funny nor understandable when I saw it. But now it’s fucking hilarious. Thanks for making this thread.

He’s been doing it more, and more randomly, this past week, so I just thought he was off his meds and had begun a long descent into madness so I cut him some slack. Like many things, it shows how wrong I can be sometimes.

Apologies…I misremembered. You (kinda indirectly) called her a whiny bitch.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637351&page=3

post 141

You are quite the drama queen. No one tried to have you removed from the boards. They simply wanted you to stop the schtick.

Link

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=638454&page=3

You won the thread like King King Pyrrhus wins battles.

Wasnt trying to lie about him; I just misremembered his exact insult. Again apologies.

Call us names then.

You what, now? By the ends of those threads, everybody that thought your stupid catchphrase was funny still did, and everybody that thought your stupid catchphrase was the sign of a socially deficient asshole still did.

And as far as I can tell, nothing has changed in three years; you’re still a socially deficient asshole.

Thanks for the links to the other threads. It has become far funnier.

I’ve often tried to give advice to angry people on internet, but it almost never helps. If something annoys you, complaining about it usually is going to make it far worse. (unless it’s actually against the rules)