Snowboarder Bo: Enough with the fucking quarry

[billfish678]

For you clueless urbanites out there.

There are multiple reasons why the quarry thing is funny.

The autocorrect story of Bo’s boss is funny as hell IMO.

The sitcom where the odd character uses the phrase is funny because the odd character says something odd (not that there is anything wrong with that).

And finally…

IF YOU lived in the fucking middle of nowhere before the glorious days of cable/satellite TV, not to mention the awesome fucking internet, back when you might be lucky to get three TV channels (with reruns galore) and some hippy guy on PBS painting “happy little trees” over and over again, you could be bored to shit.

And it was double fun if you were poorish, youngish, and the “local” (like 20 mile away) library sucked.

So, in those circumstances, going down to the local quarry beat masturbating for the third time that day. And what the fuck are gonna do when you get there?

Throw some shit in there of course.

I didn’t even have a quarry. I had swamp. And not even big cool swamp. Not deep enough to float in, but not firm enough to walk in. So, you got to the edge and looked at it.

I’ve have killed for a quarry.

Oh, the illegal garbage dumps in the middle of the woods were the coolest things we had to go to. Might find a dirty magazine or some mechanical thingy to play with.

I can relate to quarries.

Hmmm. I’m toying with a new signature I should always sign out with. Might have to make it magenta.

You know I’m right. You just won’t admit it. Billfish678.

[DSeid]

It don’t make me angry at all.

Just a bit of a giggle thinking of Bo’s childhood. Pretty sure he was the kid who not only insisted on picking his nose all the time but on sharing how long of a mucous thread he could get out.

“Yuck Bo. Stop that. I don’t want to see your juicy boogers.”
"Hey. It’s my thing. "
“You are a dickwad for keeping it up man.”
“Quit bullying me!”

Of course in the schoolyard he probably then met some real bullies and was pantsed or something. Hence his issues on standing up for his right to be a jerk.

Personally, again, this is nothing to me. I remain puzzled though why posting green crossed the line but this does not. I can just as easily skip a green post. And would.

[bucketybuck]

@Snowboarder_Bo

No, I really derive no pleasure from being Pitted. I will defend myself vociferously, tho, as I did back in 2012 when people not only Pitted me, but tried to have me removed from the Boards.

I won those arguments, btw.

Defend yourself? Do you mean you will make the counter argument that you aren’t a fucking idiot? That your silly little catchphrase is not actually a cumstain on the board bed linen? Will you demonstrate that people don’t actually ignore what you have to say due to your dickish nature?

I’m not sure you can defend yourself in any meaningful fashion. Lol.

[Ibn_Warraq]

I find it dumb and generally don’t find his posts terribly memorable, but like most of us, he seems like just a nerd who likes goofing around on a message board when he has some free time and being able to behave differently than he would IRL.

I really don’t get the antagonism for that particular phrase. It strikes me as similar to Shodan’s “regards” which pisses some people off but doesn’t cause me to bat an eyelash.

[Ibn_Warraq]

@bucketybuck

Defend yourself? Do you mean you will make the counter argument that you aren’t a fucking idiot? That your silly little catchphrase is not actually a cumstain on the board bed linen? Will you demonstrate that people don’t actually ignore what you have to say due to your dickish nature?

I’m not sure you can defend yourself in any meaningful fashion. Lol.

That being said, when adults type out “LOL”, that I find annoying.

[DSeid]

@billfish678

… I didn’t even have a quarry. I had swamp. And not even big cool swamp. Not deep enough to float in, but not firm enough to walk in. So, you got to the edge and looked at it.

I’ve have killed for a quarry …

You had a swamp? LUXURY!

One time funny. Five times, dumb. Ten times? Annoying. Beyond that just skip whatever the dickwad writes. No worries.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@DSeid

It don’t make me angry at all.

Just a bit of a giggle thinking of Bo’s childhood. Pretty sure he was the kid who not only insisted on picking his nose all the time but on sharing how long of a mucous thread he could get out.

“Yuck Bo. Stop that. I don’t want to see your juicy boogers.”
"Hey. It’s my thing. "
“You are a dickwad for keeping it up man.”
“Quit bullying me!”

Of course in the schoolyard he probably then met some real bullies and was pantsed or something. Hence his issues on standing up for his right to be a jerk.

Personally, again, this is nothing to me. I remain puzzled though why posting green crossed the line but this does not. I can just as easily skip a green post. And would.

You say it doesn’t make you angry, and it’s nothing to you, yet when you posted this you were more than 5% of all posts in this thread, and used every one of them to try and belittle me. :rolleyes:

[Smeghead]

I don’t get worked up, or frothy, or raging, or upset. I DO think it’s one of the stupidest things ever to emerge in the long history of stupid things to emerge on this message board. Every time I see it, it’s a quick little reminder to me that, “Oh, yeah, that guy. What an idiot,” and then I move on. I’m sure he doesn’t care in the least about my opinion.

[Frank]

@Ibn_Warraq

That being said, when adults type out “LOL”, that I find annoying.

That’s what he types. He has set all his devices to autocorrect “LOL” to that phrase.

@Snowboarder_Bo

… I’ve set all my devices to autocorrect that 3 letter abbreviation.

Yes, it still makes me chuckle every time my various devices do the autocorrect.

[DSeid]

Shodan’s regards is also of mild annoyance. I could understand his being told to stop it and understand just ignoring it. I read Shodan’s posts though because they contribute. I disagree most often but they actually further a conversation.
Bo? I’ve not seen enough to warrant more than skipping.

[FXMastermind]

I know I wasn’t the only person to not get it at all. There was this discussion about a woman chained to a rock, so when I saw it I thought it was somehow connected to that. And I wasn’t the only one.

@Snowboarder_Bo

Tony, that was fantastic! Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!

@eschereal

As long as the first thing you throw down there is the rock. Then some nice heavy stuff, in the same direction.

See? But now I realize it meant lol and had nothing to do with the bondage porn story.

The reactions to it however, they are priceless

[DSeid]

@Snowboarder_Bo

You say it doesn’t make you angry, and it’s nothing to you, yet when you posted this you were more than 5% of all posts in this thread, and used every one of them to try and belittle me. :rolleyes:

Your catchphrase doesn’t cause me to do more than skip you. The absurdity of you crying that you are being bullied is worth pitting. It devalues the harm done by true bullying when jerks claim that anyone pushing back is their being bullied.

And again. Bored. Mea culpa.

[Yookeroo]

@D_Anconia

So you have no chance at being hip. Stop trying so hard, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Yes. This. Wanting to be cool this bad means you will never be cool.

@Snowboarder_Bo

It absolutely is bullying. I mean, just look at your post: you call me names and ascribe anti-social motives to me, all in an attempt to publicly humiliate me so that I’ll do what you want. That’s bullying, and you’re a bully.
[url=http://www.apa.org/topics/bullying/][url=Bullying | Psychology Today]Well, I won’t be bullied.

You are so tough. I suppose the quarry thing would be less annoying if Bo wasn’t already kind of annoying to begin with.

[FXMastermind]

@DSeid

(Don’t give a fuck if he otherwise contributes; this is trolling, fairly ineffective and weak assed trolling, but trolling.)

No, but what you are doing certainly looks like trolling. You idiot.

[DSeid]

A very clever and creative but still insightful and intelligent response FX.

I doff my proverbial cap to your intellect and wit!

[FXMastermind]

Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down here!

[AnaMen]

I find it funny.

It’s even funnier every time.

And the fact that he keeps doing it makes it funnier still!

The fact that ridiculous people are so upset about it and, ironically, have actually made it impossible for him to stop ever is hilarious too. It’s like when bullies make fun of you for carrying an “uncool” backpack to school–now you can never replace it because then they will have won and you will be a sniveling weakling who lets others dictate their actions that harm no one.

Thanks for not stopping, Snowboarder Bo! I hope that quarry never fills up!

[Fubaya]

They say you can tell the size of a man by the size of the things he cares about and some people care way too much about this.

It’s funny to watch though. I’m betting it’s less than 12 more hours before Bo is compared to Hitler.

[splatterpunk]

@billfish678

For you clueless urbanites out there.

The autocorrect story of Bo’s boss is funny as hell IMO.

It wasn’t Bo’s boss. It’s not even his story. He read about it here and said to himself, “Hurr durr. That funny. Me do now.”

The original story about the boss being pranked was funny. This stupid “I’ll substitute it for LOL from now on!” - not so much.

[FXMastermind]

Wow, the level of two minute hate over this is hilarious.

@SenorBeef

I’m going to go with socially retarded. No one thinks your posting behavior is funny. They might think people getting angry at you being a retard is funny, but that’s not something to hang your hat on.

And no, my blood isn’t boiling, I can say with perfect, serene calm that you are a zit on the ass of this board and should be banned for consistent lack of anything interesting to say, and further, for trolling.

Banned? Seriously?

It has to be a joke.