Snowboarder Bo: Enough with the fucking quarry

[Knorf]

@FXMastermind

It was neither funny nor understandable when I saw it. But now it’s fucking hilarious. Thanks for making this thread.

Shit! I agree with you about something.

[bobot]

I once mentioned Jessy Bulbo on the boards here, and Snowboarder Bo knew who she was, so that proves that he is hip and cool, regardless of one’s opinion of his catchphrase.

[Knowed_Out]

I never noticed it before.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@bobot

I once mentioned Jessy Bulbo on the boards here, and Snowboarder Bo knew who she was, so that proves that he is hip and cool, regardless of one’s opinion of his catchphrase.

Jessy Bulbo totally fucking rocks! She’s punk as fuck!

[Guinastasia]

Oh for crying out loud, I’m not trying to bully anyone. I find it annoying, and said you should cut it the fuck out, Bo. If that’s your idea of bullying, then grow a thicker skin. Asking you to say, “dude, shut the fuck up about it already?” is not bullying.

@Baron_Greenback

Congrats Guinastasia, you’ve just blown the lid off this whole thing, exposed the raw truth, and thrown it down…

err, hold on

Bo has a dull catchphrase, but he really knows his music, and contributes a lot to threads in Cafe Society.

You seem to think you can meta-post, contributing and signifying nothing, in the hope of approval from a gallery that detests you anyway. Good luck with that neediness!

Err, hold on yourself.
I really don’t care if you, or anybody else likes me or not. This thread isn’t supposed to be about a popularity contest. I don’t hate the guy, I didn’t say he should be banned, or suspended, just that he should cut out that stupid phrase.

[Fubaya]

@Guinastasia

grow a thicker skin.

… said with no hint of irony whatsoever in a thread they started to complain about a person occasionally posting a goofy sentence.

[Chefguy]

I’m guessing the OP was meant to be a quarry query. I’m sure that his prey is praying that it will end well. At least his quarry showed up to defend himself. Ain’t English grand?

[DSeid]

Guin do you need to vent regularly when you see a dog turd on the sidewalk ahead of you? Or do you manage to just step over it and keep walking?

At least complaining about the dog turd is not counterproductive.

What’s so hard about doing what so many of the rest of us do? It’s not like the whole sidewalk is impassable. Just a few turds easily able to be stepped over with no effort at all. As the saying goes: “don’t sweat the small shit.” Just scroll on past what they post and be happy.

[madsircool]

@Chefguy

I’m guessing the OP was meant to be a quarry query. I’m sure that his prey is praying that it will end well. At least his quarry showed up to defend himself. Ain’t English grand?

But he is a she

[Tibby]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Nope, not quite. Old enough to remember when Nixon was President; young enough to still bang my head.

Would you mind if, instead of banging your head, we just kinda…lop it off and throw it into the quarry?
With the greatest esteem and respect, I am, dear Sirs and Madams, your most obedient and most humble servant,

Tibby or Not Tibby—Behold, ye who shall goeth forth to the gouged Earth and doth sling gimcrack into it

[What_Exit]

@Snowboarder_Bo

No, they don’t make me happy, not like you mean. Yeah, it’s kind of amusing in a befuddled kind of way that people can get so worked up about something so simple, especially considering that my use of it isn’t all that often. But no, I’m not cackling with glee over the need to defend myself from accusations of trolling or of calling people a cunt, etc.

I will defend myself tho, and I won’t knuckle under to the bullying going on here.

Bullying? Really? Come on, this is just weird performance art, admit it already.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

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[Maserschmidt]

@Enginerd

Bo’s catchphrase generally elicits a bemused smile from me.

The reactions to it, though, are pure gold.

Bemused?

[VinylTurnip]

@AnaMen

I find it funny.

Congratulations, Bo; you’re one step closer to canonization.

[Tibby]

@billfish678

For you clueless urbanites out there.
So, in those circumstances, going down to the local quarry beat masturbating for the third time that day. And what the fuck are gonna do when you get there?

Throw some shit in there of course.

I’d have chosen masturbating for the fourth, fifth and sixth times over throwing stuff into the quarry, but YMMV.

@billfish678

I didn’t even have a quarry. I had swamp. And not even big cool swamp. Not deep enough to float in, but not firm enough to walk in. So, you got to the edge and looked at it.

I’ve have killed for a quarry.

I’d commit first degree murder and treason for a swamp.

To this day, I have only a pothole in front of my house (not really my house, I slum in a combo crack/whore house and pay my rent by turning tricks with snaggle-toothed crack whores, who for some reason always want to French kiss) that stays filled with radioactive industrial waste that oozes in from below, and I throw hamster turds into it all day. My hamster is dying from leukemia (thanks to the ionizing radiation), so pretty soon I’m not going to have anything to throw into my pothole, except for the last threads of my hopes and dreams…So…must be nice to be you!

But, I’m not complaining.

With the greatest esteem and respect, I am, dear Sirs and Madams, your most obedient and most humble servant,

Tibby or Not Tibby—Behold, ye who shall goeth forth to the gouged Earth and doth sling gimcrack into it

[billfish678]

You had fancy IONIZING radiation?

My shitty radiation just kinda laid there.

[IDtenT_Error]

@Knorf

@FXMastermind

It was neither funny nor understandable when I saw it. But now it’s fucking hilarious. Thanks for making this thread.

Shit! I agree with you about something.

Ya know that meme about “No one knows you’re a dog on the internet”? I hope you’re not a dog, because if you were, right about now your humans would be thinking “Maybe it’s finally time to put ol’ Knorf down…”

[elucidator]

Maybe you guys haven’t been bullied by Guinastasia? I’ve seen grown men, mercenary commandos with bayonet scars on their scrotums, who floss their teeth with barb wire, eat live scorpions for a snack…slink away from her, blubbering in tears and crying for their bankies!

[Tibby]

@billfish678

You had fancy IONIZING radiation?

My shitty radiation just kinda laid there.

[bolding mine]

Oh, you’ve met my ex-wife?

With the greatest esteem and respect, I am, dear Sirs and Madams, your most obedient and most humble servant,

Tibby or Not Tibby—Behold, ye who shall goeth forth to the gouged Earth and doth sling gimcrack into it

[JKilez]

@DSeid

Where do the lines fall between people’s harmless albeit annoying “things” and trolling and being a jerk?

Why was posting in green across the line (and I forget, was that Grapist bit across the line for colorist reasons too?) but doing something that is even more clearly done with a pathetic intention to annoy is not?

That was my thought as well. The “quarry” thing is done just to yank people’s chains. It adds no value to any particular comment and annoys a number of posters on the board.