You leave my ovine fetishes outta this Jackmanni, otherwise I will be encouraged, nay, COMPELLED to let the ‘cat out of the bag’ about yours.
Why do shepherds wear button-fly jeans?
Cause the sheep get nervous when they hear a zipper!
“Dad, when you were my age, did you have a festering sore on the end of your penis that hurt when you stuck it up the cat?”