There is a thread that I responded to last week, and while I initially thought it was in jest, apparently IT IS NOT.
I don’t know whether I am disgusted or just saddened by the human selfish condition.
Link’s broken.
Well, now, once you’ve had horse, you never go… oh, nevermind, the rhyme doesn’t work.
“When you have a pony, you’re never lonely”?
Thanks, I think. :eek:
“Bonk your goat, but please don’t gloat?”
“I had sex with a mule, and boy did I get it up the ass!”
“When in doubt, don’t fuck trout.”
Sorry, donkey would have been more accurate than mule, but the pun is still half right.
Ah, many thanks Dijon! My board/coding etc ineptitude is only surpassed by my abhorence of the practices cited!
“Once you’ve had Collie, you’ll always be jolly!”
“You’ll have good sleep after you fuck sheep!”
“You’ll never again whine after going equine!”
“You’ll enjoy your new perm after having pachyderm!”
Boy, this is fun.
You know, there really is a rugby song for every occasion:
(sung to the tune of Rolf Harris’s seminal song, Tie me Kangaroo down)
CHORUS:Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best.
Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best.
Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox.
Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox.
In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk.
In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk.
In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer.
In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer.
Shoot your load up a toad boys, shoot your load
up a toad,
Shoot your load up a toad boys, shoot you load
up a toad.
Have a screw with a gnu boys, have a screw with a gnu
Have a screw with a gnu boys, have a screw with a gnu
Have a shag with a stag boys, have a shag with a stag
Have a shag with a stag boys, have a shag with a stag…
…carry on ad nauseum (which can take a while, depending on how drunk the team is). Believe me, on a five hour coach ride back from a game this can really get irritating.
If you’ve got a bored penis,
and you can’t find a venus,
then you can go and nail,
escargot, a big snail.
Ok, I really ought to go to bed now.
Quite thorough. I’m impressed.
I just noticed that we’ve confined ourselves mostly to men. I suppose I’ll have to make up some Catherine the Great peoms now…
I’m afraid I have contributed to this collection of Sheep Jokes
kambuckta- “I don’t know whether I am disgusted or just saddened by the human selfish condition.”
What would you have said if the OP of that thread said that he had KILLED and EATEN animals, as most human beings do?
Would that have been better? LESS selfish??
MEAT EATING IS BESTIALITY! 
Gary, you swim AND play rugby? god bless it, where have you been all my life?
i was almost a rugby queen you know.
J
“Once you go manatee, you never go back, you’ll see.”
“Have a Whale of a good time”
I thought this was going to be the thread in which kambuckta “explains” his pet merino.