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So we went to Walmart and got a bag of store brand meatballs instead.

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But…the meatballs were frozen.

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So we took them home and nuked them.

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But…Then the microwave blew up.

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So we took the meatballs and sautéed them in a little olive oil.

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But the olive oil had gone rancid

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So the meatballs tasted more like dog food, which is what we were craving anyway.

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But…there wasn’t nearly enough!

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So we opened a bag of kibble.

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But…there were snails in the bag.

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So we sautéed the escargot in a little butter and garlic.

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But the dog pissed on the snails before we could eat them.

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So we all went hungry for a while.

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But…we decided to go to MickyDs for dinner, before everyone passed out from hunger.

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So we all ordered Big Macs, except the dog, who had a Big MacOl’Roy.

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But what we all (including the dog) really wanted was corndogs.

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So…We went by Sonic on the way back home.

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But we made the dog wait outside so he couldn’t piss on the corndogs.

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So he was angry, and bit one of the other customers.

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But…He never had his rabies shots.