So we called up Rod Serling and asked him for a new plot.
But it turned out he’d been dead since 1975, so we found he had very little to say.
So we entered the Twilight Zone, where he was still alive.
But…Man this place stunk.
So we went to the dollar store and got some air freshener.
But it cost a lot more than a dollar, so we decided to sue their sorry asses!
So…We hired an attorney from the yellow pages.
But he was so one-dimensional, we knew could do better than that.
So…we consulted Lawyers-r-us online.
But we didn’t want an e-lawyer, we wanted a real, flesh-and-blood, three-dimensional one!
So we visited the county jail, where so many of them are locked up.
But the best lawyer there was already taken by a biker and his buddy.
So…We asked the other inmates who was the best lawyer.
But they misinterpreted the question, judging “best” sexually.
So… We were treated to Bubba and Big John discussing lil’ Louis’ and fat Earl’s attributes.
But we soon discovered to our great dismay that the time dedicated to discussion proved to be mercilessly short.
So we left the jail, minus one lawyer.
But by this time we were starving, so we decided to go get something to eat.
So we rushed to Sonic for some of their famous corndogs.
But…we must cut down on our salt intake so we only got to eat one.