So we went to see CATS the movie
But we were skeeved out by all the tiny cat people, and demanded our money back.
So…We took the refund and went to the Casino.
But our luck returned, and we left the casino with well over $1 million.
So we went to purchase some lottery tickets
But even with well over a million tickets, we only matched four numbers on one of them and got back $100.
So I asked “What can we do with well over nine hundred, ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninty-nine losing lottery tickets?”
But the dog didn’t answer… because he was a dog.
So we looked in the phonebook to find someone who could give him the power of speech.
But… he was tongue tied.
So then we noticed we’d accidently called a speech therapist, as opposed to looking in the yellow pages under the much more logical “Canine Speech Restoration Services” section and dialed the first number listed.
But that was also the only number listed.
So we realized that we must be dreaming, because when was the last time any of us had seen a phone book?
But then *that *turned out to be a dream, and we all woke up.
So…Bobby Ewing was in the shower. We were faked out.
But then our show ended up getting bad ratings and not long after we got cancelled.
So we did a movie where JR shot Bobby Ewing.
But…Miss Ellie stopped him.
So then she was transported to a planet where all the people looked like pigs and she was locked up for being ugly.
But that was a Twilight Zone episode, and we had to take that out of the movie.