Whoop-de-doo! Welcome MC’UNE
:: hollers ::
Gitcher newbie here! One sparkling fresh noob, fresh for the [del]ritual[/del] welcoming!
Awesome! My name idea won!
Do I get a prize? Maybe some leftover squid or something (lubricated, of course).
Welcome aboard! smooch, offers champagne
Don’t mind the squid, he’s very… friendly…
Let’s see, more about myself, I hate talking about myself.
I’m a 20-something woman, (younger than LOUNE though ;), loves to play video games, hanging around with smart-ass geeks, and reading. I have many more interests, but let’s not get into them just yet. 
Gotta hold out somewhere.
Tease.
Been called that many times before, LOL.
Where’s the fun in that? All the fun comes with “following through”.
Did you bring pie?
Oh, trust me, I do “follow through” but part of the fun is the teasing and getting the other person all worked up.
Damnit! You’re early! I haven’t even installed the chai–
Uh, well … never you mind then, and welcome! We have a fine assortment of folk here of all races, creeds and colours, plus a variation or two in species, whom you will meet shortly. In fact, they should be able to help you with your reticence to elaborate on your, er…finer qualities. Yes, they are good with that sort of thing – they like to think themselves the rapists.
Sorry, missed the edit window. That should read “therapists.”
[sub]Really.[/sub]
It’s a good thing I have nunchuck skills to deal with the “therapists.”
Oh bummer, I’m late to the party. Did my invitation get lost or something?
I wanted to vote for the name Hooked Squid earlier in the thread, but alas, I’m too late.
Welcome MCUNE! Any friend of LOUNE’s is. . . well, er. . . . welcome!
(and watch your tailpipe)
Yeah, a likely story.
Welcome, welcome, Most Creative User Name Ever! 
I take it you’ve heard of our welcoming buffet? Artisan bread, sparkling fruit drinks, beer for those who want it, cold cuts, and the squid’s fresh.
:: splashy noises from the middle distance ::
Excuse me. I have to run.
Exfoliation creme? The only thing the women I know like to exfoliate are their Exs. And they use scalpels, not messy cremes…
So, she likes ‘swinging’?
Houston, thread post-count is about to go through the roof…
A ninja! There is nothing that cannot be improved by adding ninjas.
What video games are you into?
cough
I guess I have to add the obligatory:
How you doin’?
You didn’t say that when the banana was introduced to the tailpipe. Funny how the tune changes!
“Swinging”, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!
Photography, eh? Candid photography…could be candid…like on holiday…
Photography is a great hobby…one that I enjoy…