I will at least try anything…not very good at many. I probably play Halo2 the most, can’t wait for 3 to come out. Forza is fun, but I suck at it.
Say no…moooooore…! 
a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat
are there any other kind?
Here, have some soup. I prepared it myself ようこそ！Welcome^^
No thanks, I will pass on the soup. I don’t know where the ladle has been…
Thanks for the welcome though. 
that was no ladle, that was my knife!
Oh, nowhere special. (I’m seriously crackin’ up here.)
Welcome MCUNE!
Well, 95% of straight Doper males just fell in love with you. How do you feel about watching football and eating pizza, 'cause if you do, well now you’re just torturing them.
Yes, the ladle has been in extremely ordinary*, entirely unremarkable places.
Don’t worry about it. It probably doesn’t have anything on it that will leave a permanent mark. Such as, to take something completely at random, squid ink.
[sub]*“Ordinary” for this place, that is.[/sub]
I love your username for this reason: it’s completely taken from another user’s username, which makes it completely uncreative, but yet it states clearly that it is in fact the “Most Creative Username Ever.” That, in turn, makes it the most ironic username ever.
Welcome aboard!
Most Creative User Name Ever, welcome. I hope you enjoy your time with us.
(And don’t mind the squid, he’ll get tired, eventually. It’s the goat that is [del]insatiable[/del] more enthusiastic.)
Footballs ok, I’m more into baseball though…eating pizza is good. I’ve been told I made a kick ass homemade pizza. But sorry guys, I am happily married.
Thanks for the welcome everyone!!!
Why…what’s that by your name? Does it…does it say…“member”?
…I have no idea what you are talking about…
Boys have a member. Girls have a … oh, wait.
Girls have boys. Usually wrapped around the pinky of one of their hands.
A little mechanic’s soap and some elbow grease and they wash off though.
Oh, now that’s just cruel.