Wait a second… Now I’m repeating myself…
I’m just about to jump in the shower. Does that count?
:::blushes:::
Awww…thanks. How about you grab the drinks, and btw, how’s the elephant doing? I have always been an animal lover. 
:: hands cold beverage to foxy ::
The elephant? Well, he was out back hauling logs. Now I think that Spangley is using him to hose this place down. Seems like we made a bit of a mess before you popped in? Have you seen the lake?
Nope, haven’t seen the lake yet. Care for a skinny-dip?
Sure, if you don’t mind the ice or the tourists it can be quite invigorating. Shall we invite the others to join, or would you prefer to go one-on-one?
One-on-one…only if you think you could take me. I can get particularly rough when excited.
You ladies go ahead - it’s too cold for me! Besides, I’m going to help alice with the clean up.
(drags in industrial Shop Vac, grabs pull start handle)
By the way, any pets or small people in here? Say under 125 pounds? No?
(Vroooomm! Mazola all gone, along with some of the linoleum, a few flowers…)
Oops. Maybe I will join you ladies, ifyoudontmind.
(Beats a hasty retreat)
Oh, I see the ladies want to be alone. I guess I’ll go elsewhere.
(goes to hide under couch, nope it’s in the Shop Vac too. Crap)
I am not certain that I could take you, but I’d think myself less of a man* if I didn’t give it a try.
[sub]*Galen, that’s a hint[/sub]
Well, in that case…I’m sure a quick dip in the lake will be just what the doctor ordered.
(Offers ladyfoxfyre and Shibboleth his arm) Ladies, will you walk?
Sorry I’m late. I was hoping to celebrate my 1,000 post here at the party, but instead I got distracted and ended up posting what may be the most depressing 1,000th post the boards have ever seen (no worries, I’m happy as a clam – just a post on a real downer of an issue).
I was wondering, since the place is trashed, and since we have a fair amount of unused paints and crayons, how about we redecorate the walls? Anyone up for a mural?
I haven’t done this since a toga party at Psi U in '83, when the few walls left standing received fine art work. (Unfortunately, the walls which did not remain standing became problematic – few walls, few floorboards, few doors, no windowglass, no heat, no electircity, no water – just some lovely summery drawings on a couple of walls to get us through the Canadian winter. We even had vagrants wander in and complain to us about the conditions. But that is another story.)
Mind if I start with a banyon tree as a backdrop? Lots of branches to play in, leaves to hide behind, and trunks to lay against. That’s the nice thing about banyon trees – several trunks for every tree.
Banyan trees are good; I remember them from when I lived in Hawaii. Shall I put in a few tigers (Bengal, of course) peeping out here and there? How about a fire lizard or two?
Oh, I had to come in. Various “parts” were threatening to freeze and crack off. I think I’ll stick to jacuzzis.
Wait a minute! Save some of the paints! Ladyfoxfyre hasn’t been decorated yet! I’m all aquiver…a fresh canvas! Lessee now…definitely something involving flames…hmmm - abstract or representational,lady
Well, happy naked 1k Muffin! I think redecorating is an excellent idea. I’m sure Spangley won’t mind. We have bodypaints, we have bodies, why not use us as human paintbrushes?
Ok, now just dunk your head in this bucket…Muffin, you get her feet, I’ll hold her…umm, higher up. We’ll get these trees painted up in no time.
Oh, that’s not what you meant? Sorry, being a little literally minded here.
Here, splatch some on my front. I have an idea.
I think Muffin’s got the idea, I was thinking in terms of things a bit south of the head. And quit calling me “she”. I found it amusing the first few times, but since we are naked after all it’s become a bit of an insult.
Do I want you to re-decorate my condo with body paint and crayons? Um…
Um, how bout something a little more baroque - I’m not really into the jungle theme…
Flames? sounds good to me. Abstract, please. Make sure Shibb gets a shot at me. And take your time, please.
Whoops…apologies, Shibboleth; now that I think of it, I don’t know where I got the idea.
(Splash)Green for Muffin. (Splash)Grey-brown for Shibboleth. (Splash,splash) Orange and black for alice-the tigers, you know.
Me? I’m pouting. Nobody’s painted me up yet. :mad: