::ShibbOleth awakens from the warmth of surrounding Dopers::
::yawns, stretches::
::looks down::
Hey, what’s this? Morning trunk!?!
…sorry, got carried away. yaaawwwnnnnJust don’t look at the bottoms of your feet.
Cripes, look at this mess. Need a hand? Mine are kinda cramped, but I think I’ll get them working in a day or two…
Man oh man. This place is a STY.
What’s this…
Ok guys, who painted my bunnies purple…
That’s not exactly purple. It looks like perhaps my elephant must have rubbed against your bunnies while we were snoozing. Sorry about that. He must have thought you were a baobab tree.
[sub] Don’t mind the sap, it wipes right off.[/sub]
Even we birds, underneath our feathers, are completely naked…
somebody bring me a robe.
(anyone, anyone?)
Now, now - don’t be shy - you are among friends here. Naked, oily friends.
: stretches and rolls over :
: starts snoring again :
… a thought wafts through her brain… how do you spell a snore ??? hggggshuuuuu ? or ouggggghphewwwwww ?
: rubs her whiskers (unconsciously) against Babar’s butt :
Ooh, my favorite position. And snoring ladies! [sub]smack in the “things that shouldn’t be sexy but are” column for me[/sub]
[sub]I think the elephant may be trumpeting again soon.[/sub]
Well, looks like it took me way too long to get to this thread…
Yaaaawn…
aaaah, look what I found…
: starts waving peanuts in front of the elephants trunk :
Nonsense, foxy! How you doing? And why are you still wearing those clothes?
::swats a ‘Babar’ as he starts to reach for the proferred peanut::
Down, boy!
(handing over brushes, paint, fingerpaints, etc) Here, you take over, I gotta go to work.
Nonsense!
You’re just in time - now here, strip off those clothes, grab a beverage, and get oiled up!
Al. AKA Spangley, who clearly has alot of time on her hands…
Fingerpaints? Alcoholic beverages? Naked-ity? Sounds like a party to me.
Funny, I’ve had the same post quoted 3 times already
Okay okay…I’m strippin…geez…
Wow, I always pictured how beautiful you were, but the reality defies the imagination. Can I get you a drink and some fresh Mazola?
Good god, this party got out of control while I was gone. So sorry I missed it!
So, is anyone going to help me clean this mess up?
It’s okay, alice. It’s a hotel suite. That’s what housekeeping’s for.
Actually - it’s my house…
Um, could someone grab a corner of that tarp there?
Actually - it’s my house, tastefully decorated to resemble a hotel suite…
Um, could someone grab a corner of that tarp there?