So, dopers, who else here is naked?

Ooohh, anybody finished with the body paint ?

I’d love a cool design… someone surprise me :wink:

All this late night nude frolicking has got me right tuckered out.

::finds a nice, soft-looking quiet spot in the corner; throws down a towel and stretches out on his back for a nice, long nap::

::grining wickedly::

I think it’s time for some doodling with this body paint people - what do you say - all over body giraffe? Or an elephant perhaps - the trunk could provide some interesting possiblities…

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::stands up to admire handiwork

Look - its Babar!

Let’s see…start with a little Celtic knotwork around the wrists, belly…hmmm, a fallen angel on the back, you know, kind of metallic gray with razor wings…

a little tense here…let me work some of the knots out of your muscles…a little lotion please…that’s right, lie down, I am a professional…

Ahem, galen ubal, please remember yourself - this is a family thread - you have to use OIL for all massages…

…Oh, very well…

At least all this Mazola is coming in handy. Who’s next for the massage? Or does someone else need some body painting?

Well, ever since I pop my clavical out doing a handspring, my neck has been a tad stiff…

::shimmies backward for a neck rub::

…gathering oil from nearest puddle, start at shoulders and work up neck slowly.

So, hard or soft?

God, I love a woman who shimmies…:smiley:

::shimmie-shimmie - shimmie-shimmie::

Hard please. I really like it hard…

[sub]a back rub that is[/sub]

I am too
As a mater of fact, I’m typing with my penis.

Ahh, then let me start at the small of your back, thumbs alongside your spine, and move upward, curling my hands around your shoulders, with a little Motown playing in the background…

Jeez, some family thread here…

Ooohh, can you make my design match up with Babr over there… we could start a theme, maybe zoo animals… oh, make me a walrus… hehehe… or a zebra…
:smiley:

I’m sorry, but I am the walrus.
Goo goo ga joob…

hmmm…something to match up with Barbar and his trunk…jungle theme…how about a tigress? White Siberian or standard Bengal?

…'scuse me, got to get back to Alice now. Facial massage, or feet?

: growls seductively :

Standard Bengal, thanks galen ubal :slight_smile:

(like a tiger for all the aussies in here ! hehehe)

: sprawls out next to galen waiting for her turn :smiley:

Dearie, dearie me; first shimmying, now growling…a moment while I stick my head in the ice bucket…

(bubble, bubble, hissss)

That’s better.
Now, Goo, where shall I start? Scalp massage, I think, and work my way downward. Tell me when to stop…or not…
More ice, please.

{Time to go to work, so Muffin slips out of the sauna, and quietly tip-toes past the snoozing dopers, all curled up together in a living Pollock painting.}

::yawning - stretching::

HEY Who painted this albatross on my ass?!?!?!

Better than around your neck, isn’t it? :slight_smile: