Are nekkid Aussie females allowed in here ???
: steps inside hesitantly :
please? 
Oh, most definitely, naked young ladies from Oz are encouraged here. As are the lovely ladies of Tennessee, particularly the Memphis branch.
[sub]Now I just have to figure out which thread shes bopping through[/sub]
GOO Where have you been all my thread?!?!
As you can see, I have painted myself up in various geometric, glow in the dark patterns with this body paint. I personally think that the double-bull’s eyes on my, um, ELBOWS are particularly attractive - doncha think? Step on over here and I’ll get you painted up!
Now, about thses nicknames - howsabout one for me? Pees?
So, is that an, um, humm. You don’t seem to have pockets, so it looks like you ARE happy to see me…
{A door at the side of the room opens, and Muffin pokes his head in . . .}
Hey gang, the sauna’s up to heat. Who’ll be the löyly master?
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by alice_in_wonderland *
alice, yer sweet and you did have the bright idea to run nekkid through places. Now, normally I reserve nicknames for three kinds of people:
- Those who’ve grabbed my butt.
- Those who’ve kissed me.
- Those with whom I’ve slept. [sub]Speaking of that, there’s one more person I’ve got to get in touch with…[/sub]
You’ve got a gift, there, alice. You know how to throw a party, how to sustain an idea, how to keep a thread going. Therefore, I believe I shall, from this day forward, always think of you, and perhaps refer to you, as Spangley_the_Flexible.
::* steps up with welcome tube of body paint in hand*::
That would be me, löyly master, at your service.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Sophie *
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[QUOTESpangley_the_Flexible. **[/QUOTE]
HORRAY!!! This is the BEST NICKNAME EVER.
::dances gleefully around::
::grabs pompoms::
Hey guys! I’ll never be the same!
Now I’ve got a new nickname.
Spangley_the_Flexible - thats ME,
And all thanks to lovely Sophie!
::bounces around perkiley - does a handspring or two::
A little late here, but I’m bringing the Crayola 128 pack of glow in the dark paint - anyone for some major marking?
Alice, how about a vampire White Rabbit for your belly? It’s Halloween, after all.
Slap it on there baby! My bunnies will be so impressed!
Aww, Spangley, thanks. Just doing my job here.
Now, who brought the crayons? And why didn’t you bring finger paints, anyway?
Well here’s your bucket and ladle, so let’s have the first hit!
While you’re at it, could I trouble you to put some yellow and red body paint on the ends of the vihta and give me a few good whacks when you throw? Seeing as it is the end of fall, I’d sort of like to be un-dressed up as a maple tree.
Anyone else in for the first throw?
{Muffin settles back waiting for the first solid assault of steam and whisk . . .}
Ok, I’m wacking…
::wacks wildly in all directions::
Ooops - sorry bout that - I didn’t mean to wack yer, um, thingies…
Hmmm - I knew I forgot something…one sec.
(runs outside, jumps into car goest to WalMart, comes back)
Here you go. Let’s see, Bunnicula for Alice, navel ring makes his earring…cool…
Now, Sophie, where would you like me to finger you?
Finger paint, I mean. 
You know, I just realized I did all of that naked. no wonder they didn’t charge mee…
WAAAAAHEEEEEEYOOOOWWWWWWW!
{Muffin jumps up in reaction to the attack on his nads, and finds his head in the middle of the löyly . . . as Spangley continues to thrash him with the painted branches his sinuses sear, his eyeballs begin to melt, his hair starts to catch fire, and he collapses down onto the lauteet.}
Damn, that feels great! You’re a fantastic löyly master!
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My bunnies will be soooo jealous!
I bet you thought it was odd when the cashier asked if you were just planning on hanging out…
Excellent. Nobody can say that I don’t know my way around a löyly - thats for sure…
Hmmm, my hair’s still on fire, so I suppose it’s time to step outside and cool off in the lake . . .
Hi Spangley, hi Sophie, hi everyone! What’s up?
::looks around at some of the guys::
Yikes, wrong question! Who was that guy running out to the lake with his hair on fire?
{Muffin returns from the lake with a strange look on his face, and closes the door behind him . . .}
There sure were a lot of people out there, all with cameras. I think they were tourists or something.
Hi ShibbOleth! Just relaxing a bit after work here.
{Muffin ducks back into the sauna for a second sweat session.}