So, dopers, who else here is naked?

Um, frolicking, actually.

So, it’s nekkid and not naked? Oh shite. You know what this means, Capn’n Crude. This means that we are Up To No Good.

Hey now! None of that - this is a nice wholesome, family oriented nudity thread…

Well if it’s not, the only person to blame is the one who started it.

Yup, ok. You got me. Nekkid as a jaybird.

Well, except for this towel.

Come on Ginger - lose the towel - you KNOW you want to.

I’m working on getting another doper nekkid, but it’s a slow process . . .

but worth the wait I’m sure

Now then - how about some volleyball people? I’ll serve first…

:: *spikes ball into crowd *::

SophieI kinda like having a nickname. Just need to come up with one for you. I don’t suppose ohmygodsheshot is taken yet?

And alice I just came back from volleyball, but I don’t mind playing another game. You should know that I am wearing a shirt right now, but that’s all.

::screams and doubles over::
[gasping]Whatch where you throw that thing, there are people here without any protective equpment![/gasping]

Guy - it was Nerf[sup]TM[/sup]

Don’t talk about a guy like that, it’s not nice. Just because it’s soft doesn’t mean it’s a Nerf[sup]TM[/sup]!!

Don’t you tell me it was a Nerf[sup]TM[/sup] volleyball! It felt more like a Nerf-hearder! ::Chortles gleefully to self at witty Star Wars joke:: And who you callin’ a softie?! I am a rock!

Hey, Sophie (or, as I like to call her, Charlize Theron), how do I get a groovy nickname?

Riiiiiiiight Whatever you say, there fella.

So, does anyone want to try these nifty glow in the dark body paints with me?

I will, alice!

OK, so I’m not normally in the habit of reading the SDMB nude, but my clothes were covered in a fine white powder, so I had
to dump 'em. Don’t freak, it’s not Ann-tharax, just residue from the coke lab… or plaster wall I’m sanding… something
like that…

Betcha I can slide the length of the plastic sheeting without hitting any Dopers… hmm, wait aminute, that’s no fun…
Hmm, I see a glow-in-the-dark form that makes a nice target…
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… :smiley:

All you had to do was ask, sugar. I believe that your nickname should be HotHandsSuperGrope, or HotHands for short.

Hothands. I like it. I couldn’t use SuperGrope in it, since I didn’t get the chance to grope you at OhDope.

I would also like to point out that I just ran nekkid through another thread…this is getting good to me…