Wait, wait - someone brought Zima’s…
:eek:
[sup]Scrawls the words “crevice tool” on a scrap of paper to remind me to use it as an insult in the next Pit thread I go to.[/sup]
Well, Superdude drove all the way from Columbus to Pittsburgh to drop off Medea’s Child. So Bloomington, Muncie, South Bend, West Lafayette or wherever you are can’t be so far out of the way. Come to think of it DynoSaur drove in from Springfield, IL, so he probably went right by you.
:: directs group of dopers with rolls of plastic sheeting and cooking oil into center of room… ::
Ok, people - lets make this a nude MAZOLA PARTY!
To tell the truth, I’m a little disturbed that my vacuum has an attachment called “the crevice tool.” And on that happy note, I’m off to bed. Good night, naked Dopers!
**crevice tool.
**
It’s a handy appliance, a Pit-worthy epithet and a band name all rolled into one.
Cool. I’ll have no excuse for missing the next one then (I’m in West Lafayette, by the way). Look forward to it.
OK, seriously, must go sleep now… have lost the ability to use pronouns… the verbs are next to go…
'scuse me. 'scuse me. Doggie navigates carefully through the sea of writhing oiled nakedness Just popping over with a neighbourly gesture of a couple of six-packs of icy cold amber refreshment, compliments of the beer thread next door. Let us know if you need any more. 
Not to mention a single girls best friend!
[sub]Ok, I gotta go to be now - this is getting absurd…[/sub]
I sadly fear that a woman of your inestimable talents is socked away somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere or some other hard to reach spot. Speaking of hard to reach spots, do you still have that crevice tool?
Canada, actually. BURRRRRR! It’s chilly up here! Particularly in my current state of undress…
Thanks, Dog, I was just about out. But why are you still wearing your pants? I thought Ozzies weren’t the shy sort.
hmmm… this beer tastes like mazola… weird…
Geez, ShibbOleth, that’d be a shame. A real shame. MWAHAHAHA!
:: shuffles up to Doggie ::
Excuse me sir, would you kindly remove your pants?
I obviously misconstrued your remark about the warmth. Or at least was wrong about the heat source. Which part of Canada, it’s a rather large country? I hope not Whitehorse. Not that that’s not a lovely spot, I’m sure. It just seems so very far away.
Hey! C’mon, be fair! They are being worn as a hat, after all.
Calgary - it’s far, but it’s not TOO far.
I am a bit worried about Genseric. He’s male, single and surrounded by naked people yet he’s worried that his beer smacks of corn oil. He may need an intervention.
I wonder if I should mention that I am clothed as well…