Consider it done…
:: musters up courage ::
:: handsprings through Mazola, over naked dopers up to Genseric landing in a full split ::
Soo, how are you doin?
No worries. the corn oil was spiked. He should be livening up… just…about…now.
:eek:
Woah! What have I done?
I’m better now, thanks. I’d join you but plastic sheeting, mazola and drunkeness, is a recipe for disaster.
Oh come on now. Here just let me help you with that shirt…
Wow! I am on the brink of unrequited love. Or something unrequited. I think that concludes the talent portion of our competition.
It’s very late here, so I will just pass out in the corner for a while. Wake me if anything particularly exciting happens, otherwise just make sure you use the video camera so that the rest of us can relive it later.
Thank you, thank you.
[sub]and people said that cheerleading would never come in handy…[/sub]
C’mon lad, you can’t be shy in these things. This is relatively anonymous. Relax.
What? Oh, playing hard to get. I see. Sorry 'bout that. Don’t mind me. Carry on then.
Handy? Heck, I’d recommend that you place that particular skill at the top of the resume. And include an 8x10 color glossy. This is important stuff. Potential employers will want to know about it.
Oh, I’m quite relaxed, thank you. I’m actaully afraid to stand, you see I’ve had a few beers…
Doggie gets an idea
Hey, umm… alice_in_wonderland, remember those heh heh ICY COLD beer bottles I brought over? Yeah? Good, coz I need to make use of some of your inestimable skills… Ya see, Genseric is feeling a little sleepy, and I was wondering if you could take one of those, and just slip…
WEHEY!
All in a day’s work.
Ready to party now, Genseric, mate?
hm? WHOA! hey that’s cold! Hey, where’s my shirt! Hey, where’s my beer! Oh, hey, there it is, mmmmmm, beeeerr. HOly shit, everyboy’s naked except me!
to respond to the OP: if you count fur, yeah, i’m naked 
to respond to the warmth question: fur, fur, fur!
to respond to the rest of the thread: YEAHHH, LETS PARTY!!!
wriggles into pile of naked Dopers
I gotta take off my clothes while looking at this site too?
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Man, this web surfing is getting complicated;-)
Does it count if I’m naked under my clothes? I’m really rather shy.
I am, but no one seems to care anymore.
gasp euty, naked?!
wriggles out of naked Doper pile and rushes over to take pictures
i have GOT to get this on camera!
dodges euty’s attempts at “discipline”
You and me both. All of us naked Hoosier Dopers have to stick together (Actually, I’m inLouisville, but I’m from Indiana. Does that count?)
Which one, Euty, shy or naked? Your ScreenName makes me think the latter, but recent posts might indicate the former. We all still love you. 'Specially the wimmins, it seems.
[sub]Is that a shillelagh or are you just glad to see us?[/sub]
Wow…me, Cougarfang, alice, and Limerick all naked together. All we need is bobkitty, and I’ll be set.
:: *enters draging a large paddling pool * ::
Sorry about my absence there guys - I was just filling this pool with jello.
So, now then, where were we? 