hello again, alice! Nice pool. Where’d those friendly guys next door with the beer get to? Is it time to streak through their thread again?
Ok - you go first!
Dammit…I can’t…quite reach…my zipper.
Sorry, had to step out to lunch for a sec… imagine the looks on the faces of the folks at Panera Bread. hehehe
Well, I don’t even see the beer thread on the first page anymore, let me see if we can find another good thread to streak through…
And somebody help Superdude with his zipper. I’m not touching that again.
::pokes head in::
Whew, naked Dopers in Mazola!
Can’t be naked right now, but I’ll be back after work, OK? 
::ducks out, closes door::
Did anyone feel that draft?
Okay, huddle 'round, here’s my nominees for the next Naked Thread Run Through[sup]TM[/sup]:
It was like seeing for the first time
-OR-
What is your fantasy?
-OR-
I am never drinking again
-OR-
New game: the spin the bottle thread
-OR-
Vaguely creepy feeling
So, alice, do you wanna make the call on this one?
It’s gotta be
Vaguely creepy feeling
Here I go…
::again with the huffing and puffing::
I’m working up a bit of a sweat. Have you got a big shower, pool or hot tub near here somewhere?
Here - hop in my Jacuzzi…
I’ll get the jets for you.
::Shrugging out of costume::
Finally!
::Jumps into jacuzzi::
::sneaks off with Superdudes costume::
[sub]I hope this comes with the flying instructions…[/sub]
::CRASH!!!::
hmm…I’d love to join you but between TAing at the moment and having 3 roommmates…well…I think I’ll have to put it off.
Hehehehe…ShibbOleth, that’s what you get for trying to steal my costume. But Icouldn’t wear it *in * the jacuzzi, cuz it’s white…
::groans::
I’m going to need that jacuzzi now.
::unwinds the cape from his neck and removes Superdude’s costume::
What’s with all the extra room in the crotch? It sort of formed a parachute between my legs and the drag threw off my takeoff calculations.
::slides into tub::
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
HOT TUB?!?!?!? Now, I’m normally very modest and all that, but I’ll get nekkid for a hot tub…
Funny…I never noticed any extra room…
It is, mon ami, it is. :weary sigh: I look on, in envious appreciation. Participation, alas, is a little difficult from here. Not to mention side hazards like frostbitten pink parts.
Nope, sorry, nakedidity is not happenin’ here. My coworkers don’t deserve it and my husband has other ideas about proper things to do when naked. They do not involve being anywhere near a computer. 
Come on in! The waters great!
Now, where did I put that trapeze…
We should have a competition between you and Cougarfang for bounciest, flounciest Doper.